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Nonsensical Kpop

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Kryssy 💞twenty something💞USA
Mostly BTS * Masterlist coming soon *
Smut, Reactions, Fan Fiction, Nonsense
SHIPS ARE CLOSED
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different platform kpop stans as jenna marbles gifs

Instagram: the “normal” stan

  • won’t miss a chance to repost a meme
  • still talks about things that happened in 2014
  • “who’s your boyfriend based on the color of your socks”
  • posts “normal” stuff on their main but always has a raunchy ig where they post ab shots and thigh close ups

Twitter: the AGGRESIVE stan

  • like don’t even try. they’ll cut your throat out.
  • everything is offensive
  • yelling
  • retweeting every single thing their bae tweets out
  • updates their followers on their baes schedule weekly
  • is actually quite helpful... even though they’re a bit terrifying.

Facebook: the bestie stan

  • her name is Ashley and she LIKE LOVES YOU
  • incredibly sweet. usually.
  • GROUPS.
  • EVENTS.
  • pinned announcement posts that updates with their baes bathroom schedule every hour on the hour
  • “GUYS. I’m going to Korea next week!”

Tumblr: the biggest pervert you’ve ever seen

  • “Did you see his caLF MUSCLES IM CRYING”
  • over dramatic
  • bulletpoints ... 😏
  • gifs and gifs and gifs
  • “sorry I’m so late guys, I’ll clear my ask box sometime this week!”
  • spoiler alert. she wont.
  • funny and honestly? under appreciated.
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Heya!! :) May I request a Written Ship, pretty please - for Monsta X? - ❤Tysm in advance!❤ ~ I hope you have a Lovely day/night xxx. I have Dark Brown, Shortish/Medium length hair that falls to just below my Collar bones and is kinda naturally wavy (My hair actually has quite a reddish tint to it though as it was Dyed Red beforehand.) My eyes are a hazel/green - in bright light they appear more green, and my lips are sorta pouty in shape (if that makes sense 😅). I’m British and my height is 162 cms/5'3"… I can get stressed quite easily which results in me becoming emotional and/or easily agitated as I also tend to have quite a hot temper. I love making friends; and am known to be rather charming, however when meeting new people I can be extremely awkward and kinda shy and introverted - yet around people i’m close to, i’m very loud, bubbly, and crazy. I try to hide my akwardness by putting off a more cold exterior but really i’m just a lil smol bean, personality and height wise. It is usually easy to tell when i’m upset over something, even though I do bottle up my emotions a lot, as I become withdrawn even from my friends and just look more tired and done with life. I often get embarrassed very easily, like with public speaking, and I blush a lot. I love skinship and can be very affectionate towards my friends, they say I can be a little clingy, as when i’m tired or bored I usually rest my head on them and I love jumping on their backs when they least expect it - I can also be quite childish and playful at times; I enjoy playing games like tag, hide and seek, building forts, etc.. (yes I know i’m a child at heart) - I love hugs and cuddling and apparently I give really good hugs. I love reading - my favourite genre is fantasy and the story must have an interesting plot line, I’m currently trying to learn Korean though i’m only at beginner level, I love listening to music and attempting to learn the choreography to some of the songs, I also enjoy baking and cooking. I love going on adventures and visiting fun places like amusements parks or anything else active as I tend to get bored quite easily; however I do have days when I just want to stay in bed and sleep or cuddle. I despise school and it often leaves me feeling down, even though it sounds cheesy usually by the end of the school day I just want to get home as quick as possible and give my mum a hug 😅 - i’m also quite a bad procrasinator and so homework can left til last minute more often than not though i’m trying to be more organised and manage my time better. I tend to say things how they are and i’m also told I can be quite sassy. If something is wrong and I don’t agree with it then I won’t be afraid to speak up and give my opinion. I’m pretty competitive and I don’t like to back down in arguements unless I know I am completely wrong and there is no way around it. I absolutely love food 😅 who doesn’t? Though i’m also a rather fussy eater; I’m currently trying to eat healthier though and it’s actually going really well. I don’t have many talents but i’m pretty good at acting (once I get over my initial embarassment and awkwardness 😂) and my dancing is not too bad either i’m no professional but I’m quite good at learning choreographies. I suppose I could say making friends easily and being charming is one of my talents? Also being able to hold grudges (unless it is against someone i’m very close to - I can never stay angry at them for long unless they’ve done something very unforgivable.) I’m also quite good at writing stories, but it just takes a while due to my tendency to procrasinate.

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Monsta X

I.M.

It was that night at the arcade that really cemented your feelings for him. He grabbed your hand as you walked through the crowd of people. When you arrived at the exit, he let go and shoved his hands in his pockets, flashing you a shy smile. That was it. You knew. He was the same person as you, you met your other half. You enjoy private dinners, and hanging out with friends. You’re planning a trip to Miami with him, a few guys from his group, and a few of your friends. You’re super excited about it, but what you’re REALLY anticipating is him presenting you with the ring he doesn’t know you know about.

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I’m walking through the mall when I see him. The Korean pop idol I’m obsessed with. Why is he here?! What’s going on?! Why is he approaching me, smiling?? Whatever. This is it. This is my chance to say what I’ve always wanted to say to him. Don’t let this pass.
In my head: I admire you and your work. I find your passion to be amazing and inspiring. You’re so talented, and so handsome. Thank you for all that you do.
My mouth: please lET ME MOTHER YOUR CHILDREN
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k so I stayed up all night to watch MAMAs. I’m a multi-stan, so I was half asleep by the time some of my faves performed. Here was today’s conversation with my husband (who couldn’t give two fucks about kpop).

Me: now that I think of it... monsta x didn’t perform at MAMAs did they?
Husband: is monsta x the one with that chiseled looking model dude?
Me: Wonho? Yes.
Husband: yeah they performed. I thought you were asleep, you were all curled up under the blankets with the iPad and I heard you mutter “poor wonho. They never give him a shirt.”
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kryssykook

send me your favorite group, and I’ll let you know what I think of them.

outside of these groups I’m pretty unfamiliar with most teams:

  • BTS
  • Big Bang
  • Winner
  • Topp Dogg
  • KNK
  • Monsta X
  • BlackPink
  • Got7

Send me a group that is NOT on this list!

I have outsider opinions on what I think a group is about. Maybe I’m totally wrong, maybe I’ve captured your favorite team in a nutshell, who knows. I thought this would be a good way to get to know some groups! (Or it’ll be a great way for me to make you laugh at how your group looks to others)

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Anonymous asked:

winner, monsta x, and bts

Yeah my post was definitely confusing.

I meant for you to suggest groups I didn’t name, like suggest a group I’m unfamiliar with.

Anyway.

Winner

Family. Mino’s weird crab dance Camera on: sex iconsCamera off: moronsBops

Monsta X

I’m literally already facepalming Eomma Minhyuk and Appa Shownu just raising 5 monsters SavageryWe’re not getting ramen, Wonho, just stop. Jooheon: “we gunna flyyyyy”

BTS

BROTHERS. LOOKS. SNACKS. Just 7 beautiful men making bad jokes and ugly faces“Sorry. We are BTS.”“HELP ME THE WASHING MACHINE SPEAKS NORWEGIAN”

send me some teams that aren’t on my list and I’d be happy to give you a run down on my outside look of them! =)

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Anonymous asked:

Hello~I was wondering if I could get a BTS, Got7, and Monsta X written ship. I have long hair with bangs. My height is around 5'4". I really love to write, draw, sleep, act, read, and cook. I'm quite shy with new people, but when I get to know them I become a dork. I love every aspect of music. I play 3 instruments, rap, and sing. I love animals and children. I am passionate and work hard for what I want. I'm also bubbly but can have really deep conversations. Thank you! And love your blog💓

BTS

V

  • holding hands while reading separate books
  • dreams of having babies
  • walks through the park
  • playing with strangers dogs
  • adopt a kitten together from the shelter
  • laughing
  • amusement park dates

Got7

Youngjae

  • secret handshakes
  • code words
  • pet names
  • local theatre dates
  • musicals. but like. with each other.
  • falling asleep on his chest
  • night time whispers
  • ‘i will love you until my dying day, jagi-ah’

Monsta X

Shownu

  • nervous around you
  • anything to make you smile
  • surprises you with a corgi puppy
  • brings you flowers at work
  • makes you tea while you read the new book he bought you
  • dinner dates where he can’t stop staring at you
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Anonymous asked:

can i get a ship w/ winner & monsta x? i seem intimidating so ppl rarely approach me. bc of that i rly try to be kind. im shy & not v skinshipy. i take long to be comfortable w/ ppl (if i was you'd find out im clumsy, rly weird & that i tell bad jokes). im not good at talking, prefer to listen. i overthink. i care a lot about societal issues. i love volleyball & dancing even tho i shied away from it. i also enjoy watching basketball, food & arts, especially books/music/photography. thank u! 💖

Monsta X

Minhyuk

I honestly feel like you two would balance each other out very well. He just loves you so much, and is so willing to take things at your pace. He supports you in whatever you do, and brags about you constantly. 

Winner

Seungyoon

Understands that you don’t really like to be touched a lot, because he’s the same way. He takes everything slow with you, constantly making sure you’re comfortable. Loves exploring used books stores with you on his days off.

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Anonymous asked:

Hi! could you ship me with Monsta X, BTS, GOT7 please? I'm 5'1 (154 cm) with really long hair like I can sit on it, pale & have brown eyes. My hobbies include reading, writing, sleeping & scrolling through social media. I have social anxiety, GAD & suffer from sleep paralysis. I'm generally quiet & reserved but once I feel comfortable with you I'll open up. I honestly act like I'm 30 most of the time. I'm a very big advocate for love, peace, & equality. & im clumsy like u wouldn't believe.

Monsta X

Jooheon

He loves you. He understands you struggle, and he wishes nothing more than to take the pain away. He holds your hand, rubs your back and spends hours just holding you. He will forever let you know you’re anything but a burden to him.

BTS

Taehyung

He texts you so much from rehearsal that he’s broken three phones in the past six months because his sweaty hands keep dropping them. He’s so worried about you. He feels so honored and so lucky that someone as beautiful and special as you chose him. All he wants is to be your knight, and will fight for you every day, in every way he can.

Got7

Jackson

Takes on his expected caretaker roll. Kind of panics when you’re not feeling great, and just makes you more soup than you know what to do with. Pets your hair while you fall asleep, and calls your mom often to let her know how you’re doing. Loves the literal HELL out of you. His bandmates feel like they’re dating you because you’re all he talks about.

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Ship with Monsta X (hyung line) pretty please~. For a description of myself you can find it here: katiekittybones(.)tumblr(.)com(/)aboutme (just don't forget to take the parentheses out when you type it in) Thank you~ 💘💘

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I think your edgy nature would work well with Wonho. You’d push him to his limits to try new things, and he’d indulge in all your aspirations in music, body modifications and general experimental nature.

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