mini bts meme reaction dump part two
when you replace your screen protector and get a tiny piece of hair stuck under it
his first bite will always make me smile
things that get better with age
- cheese
- wine
- Kim Seokjin
Also! I'd love if you'd do a BTS reaction to catching you staring at them in a coffee shop and then like going and talking to you. Thanks again!!
Jin
“i noticed you staring at me and thought i’d share a story with you. craziest thing happened on the way over here. i saw two peanuts walking down the street. one was a salted.”
::cackle::
“hello there, i’m mr. worldwide handsome, kim seokjin.”
::air kiss::
Yoongi
“do i know you?”
::shake your head no::
“why are you staring at me?”
you: “i.. um… i honestly just found you handsome.”
::holds up camera::
“can you say that one more time? i have an asshole brother at home who thinks he’s gods only gift to women.”
Namjoon
“안녕하세요..”
“i couldn’t help but notice you looking at me. i just wanted you to know that i saw you too. you’re very pretty.”
::pulls out chair from your table::
“mind if i sit with you?”
Hobi
“hello, stranger!”
“may i ask what you ordered? your coffee looks really good.”
::leans in to your coffee, but turns his head slightly toward you::
“or maybe that was just you that looks good…”
Jimin
“excuse me? i really don’t mean to intrude but i couldn’t help but notice you staring at me?”
::leans into your ear::
“do i have something on my face, or were you just thinking about what it would be like for you to be on it?”
::from across the cafe:: jin: “YAH!!! international playboy junior! I SEE YOU RIGHT NOW!”
“gotta go, i’ll see you in your dreams babe.”
::wink::
a/n: wow sorry that got out of hand
Tae
“hey honey.”
::sits down next to you::
“i saw you looking at me, i know, i know, you don’t have to be embarrassed. i just thought i’d come over and let you know you have wonderful taste.”
“this sweater is gucci, and honestly i couldn’t stop staring at it either, that’s why i bought four.”
Jungkook
oh god everybody hold on to something
::sits across from you and just stares back::
you: “…can… can i help you?”
::snickers and lowers his eyes for a moment, only to raise them and meet your gaze again.::
you: “do i know you!?”
::stands up, pushes his left hand inside his pocket, and grabs his coffee with his free hand. lowers his face next to your ear, his bangs eclipsing his eyes.::
“i saw you staring at me when i was in line. i also saw that you didn’t wear a bra today. your top is a bit sheer from the front…. i left my number on the napkin to your left.”
::sips his coffee as he walks away, pushes open the door and leaves the building without even looking back.::
BTS reacts to one of his members walking in on him and you
Finally you get to the dorm. You’ve been flirting with your boyfriend all day, and you’ve barely been able to contain yourself in front of his bandmates. He closes his bedroom door behind you, and things quickly heat up on the bed. His hands grip your hips, and your thighs hug around his waist. A breathy moan escapes his lips while a louder, deeper moan leaves yours. Your back arches and your eyes shut tightly when the bedroom door flies open…
Kim Seokjin
- “AISH DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO KNOCK?!”
- sits up to his knees immediately, hands still fixed on your hips
- rolls to his back next to you, places a hand over his eyes
- ::deep exhale:: “I’m sorry jagi-ah…”
- rolls to his side and places a hand on your stomach
- ends up cuddling you to sleep, unable to pick up the mood again
Min Yoongi
- slowly sits up hearing the door open
- ::eyes fixed on intruding boy:: “…fucking run.”
- closes his eyes and slumps his head forward
- flutters his eyes back open and smirks down to you
- “I’ll kill him later.”
- begins softly kissing you again
Kim Namjoon
- rests his head in the nape of your neck and groans in irritation
- “what the hell do you want…”
- you feel his smile grow against your neck when he hears you giggle at the younger boy stammering an excuse and apologizing for the interruption
- lays soft kisses against your collarbone and tightens his fingers against your hips when you’re finally alone again
Jung Hoseok
- screams.
- holds his chest, breathes laboredly while recovering from the shock
- rolls back and sits on his bottom, smiles largely and rubs his forehead, slightly amused by the intrusion
- “wanna just go make some popcorn and watch a movie with the guys?”
Park Jimin
- pulls sheets over both of you instantly
- “hides” without saying a thing
- “…shhhh if we don’t move, he won’t know we’re here.”
- kisses you softly up your neck and to your lips under the thin white sheet
- forgets someone even walked in as he gets lost in your embrace
Kim Taehyung
- jumps a bit at the sudden interruption
- so embarrassed he just laughs and collapses on top of you
- asks his member what he needs while he rests his head on your chest
- tosses Jimin the black Supreme sweater Jimin came in looking for without ever leaving the warmth of your body
Jeon Jungkook
- “HYUNG” he angrily barks at the intrusion
- slides his hands down your thighs as he sits up to his knees
- closes his eyes and tilts his head back in irritation once you’re alone, tapping his right pointer finger lightly on your thigh
- “I’m sorry baby apparently we weren’t home alone.”
- wraps one arm behind your back, pulling you up to sitting, your legs still wrapped around him
- slowly creeps a hand up your chest and around the back of your neck, pulling you into a soft kiss
"The mosquito problem" (do not remove credit)
Anonymous asked:
Hi! Could you do a smutty BTS reaction to their best friend always wearing revealing clothing around them ..
Namjoon
“I swear to god, if you don’t cover yourself up, we both might end up regretting it.”
Jin
“alright I’ve hAD ENOUGH”
“cover yourself PLEASE! for the sake of my sanity!”
Yoongi
::under his breath:: “aish.. again with the skirt…”
puts a finger over your mouth when you greet him, “don’t call me oppa while you’re wearing that. it’s too much”
Hoseok
“you put me in such an uncomfortable situation… you’re beautiful and you mean so much to me. when you dress like this, it just makes me think of you less as a friend and more as a woman…”
Tae
“i thought i said to stop wearing that top!”
“ah, god, this is too much”
Jimin
“once again, you look amazing.”
“can you please put on a sweater before the guys come home though?”
Jungkook
“noona, i say this because i care about you. i’m not a good guy. when you wear these kinds of clothes, it makes me think less than appropriate thoughts.”
"...Sorry, we are BTS."