I’m walking through the mall when I see him. The Korean pop idol I’m obsessed with. Why is he here?! What’s going on?! Why is he approaching me, smiling?? Whatever. This is it. This is my chance to say what I’ve always wanted to say to him. Don’t let this pass.
In my head: I admire you and your work. I find your passion to be amazing and inspiring. You’re so talented, and so handsome. Thank you for all that you do.
My mouth: please lET ME MOTHER YOUR CHILDREN