ay state farm, can i be a part of yall crew?

Sometimes you gotta just pace around a room and give yourself your own damn TEDtalk

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

catch me crying in the chips aisle

Shoutout 2 all my boring bitches. we out here, being bored and boring.

you, intelligent: you gotta talk to them if you want them to be interested in you! you gotta show interest =)

me, stupid:

fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me  fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me fall in love with me f

me

Me holding back tears : let’s get this money

me: wants to be multilingual, a musical prodigy, an artist, an author, a poet, an honour student, working in a well-paying job, successful and happy

me: sits on my couch eating three(3) party-sized bags of salt and vinegar potato chips and watching thirty-one(31) episodes of my favourite tv show in one sitting

Me a month ago: That’s it, I’m going to change, I’m going to jog and work out everyday, this body is a temple, clean eating, joining the gym

Me now:  

me: *lays awake at 3 a.m. thinking of the bomb ass breakfast and coffee i’m gonna make in a few hours*

me waking up past noon: i will have a potato chip. this will suffice as nourishment.

Me: Wow! They’re kind of cute.

Me @ me: And you a whole lotta ugly, keep it moving…

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

like objects, dreams, expectations, opportunities and relationships

i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”