• no things haven’t calmed down
• sharp rise in reported hate crimes post brexit
• pound sterling has become more unstable than Bitcoin following Brexit lmao
• Nigel Farage the leader of UKIP stood down saying he ‘Wants his life back’ after campaigning hard for us to leave the EU and getting our country back. He is ranked 747th out of 751 for attendance. UKIPs only MP Douglas Carswell (That’s right, Farage isn’t even an elected MP) subtweeted an emoji with sunglasses in response
• Boris Johnson ruled himself out of being Prime Minister. That’s right. That dude with the hair who was so pro Brexit bottled it
• So the Tory party were looking for their new leader and PM which would probably happen in September
• BUT THIS IS BRITISH POLITICS
• so we actually have had a leadership contest which lasted about a week and everyone dropped out (Except Michael Gove who no one likes) including Andrea Leadsom this morning who said she was a better bet for PM because she’s a mum and Theresa May is childless
• Yeah
• So there was a twitter hashtag and the media went nuts and Andrea couldn’t take it so pulled out
• So Theresa May is probably???? our new PM??? We’re not even sure
• Also the Labour Party (You know that coup that was going on?) is gonna have a leadership contest between Jeremy Corbyn and Angela Eagle and maybe others with the possibility of a snap General Election at some point..
• While all this has being going on the Chilcot report (hella long report which took a long time) basically said that our ex PM Tony Blair got us in to war in Iraq illegally and the guy is gonna get taken to court by families of soldiers that died at the very least
• we literally need a ‘previously on…’ montage every day in this country

and they both lived happily ever after…

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