WHY DOES HE ALWA YS HAEV TO LOSE TO THE OTHE R GUY WHILE BEING SO FUCKING NICE ABOUT IT
RIN: YO NO HOMO DUDE I JUST RESERVED A HOTEL ROOM WITH THE ONE BED SO THAT WE'D BE FORCED TO SLEEP TOGETHER BUT NO HOMO DO YOU REMEMBER THE THING I WANTED YOU TO SEE WELL HAHAHAH BUT NO HOMO
No.
No.
No.
No.
Tell me it's not true.
Tell
me
it's
not
true
You’ve got a time machine, I’ve got a gun. What the hell, let’s kill Hitler.
“Like fire Hellfire This fire in my skin This burning Desire Is turning me to sin”
Reasons why Sherlock use John’s laptop.
Am I the only one thinking Sherlock reads John’s mails to his girlfriends sometimes and just…gets sad, because he doesn’t get those mails?
maybe he just pretends they’re for him and as he’s reading them he replaces all the girlfriends’ names with his own
I bet Sherlock goes into John’s email and sends himself love letters to make himself feel better. Then he checks his own email and it’s like he’s getting them from John. It makes him insanely happy because not only is John confessing his undying love, but he’s confessing it in a way that Sherlock can understand because…Sherlock wrote it.
Official new favorite headcanon.
I’m not sure the “replacing names” thing would work…
“There was a young woman named Sarah
Who frankly could be a bit fairer
but I like her anyway
‘cause I am not gay
and am just Sherlock’s platonic carer”
…It just doesn’t work if you switch Sarah and Sherlock around.
Beatrice is made of silver, soup, and Villainy. With a dash of Van Gogh.