Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?
Mixed reviews
"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while
Boys who up smacking they rat?
For anyone else who wanted the full recipe info
Behold my magnum opus
im yugiohe
oooooo ghost 👻
[ID: a digital bust sketch of Tenkuuji Takeru from Kamen Rider Ghost smiling brightly. he is drawn and coloured in with various shades of orange. there are little flowers doodled to the left of him and a doodle of his helmet to the right. /END ID]
Behind The Sandwich
We give you some insight into how we decide what is and what isn’t a sandwich.
Fried Hat - Not a Sandwich by a 3-0 vote.
Hungry Musician - Even if I pretend that’s fried chicken inside, that looks like a disaster. No.
Sandwich Blandwich - This is not edible. This is not a sandwich.
Sandwich Bored - Is that… an actual hat? No, not edible.
do you have any of the flavor text of luke touching open flames?
absolutely and i was planning on posting a compilation anyways but thanks for the excuse to post it now.
and honourable mention:
WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this
before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then
Kamen Rider Gaim is the only Kamen Rider show that I actually wouldn’t mind airing in America. It has enough depth, mature themes, and emotional weight to match lots of quality shows here like Game of Thrones and The Wire, so I think it would fit right at home if it aired uncut and subtitled on a channel like HBO and Showtime. I also think it would be a spectacular series to bring over because I think this is the kind of series that can bring our cultures together.
happy 7th anniversary to this absolutely iconic post
happy 8th anniversary to gaim on hbo
this post's hypothetical by itself is already ridiculous but the thing that gets me is how the wording implies two very funny things that become funnier in tandem
1. "Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby" means this is a mistake on the pitcher's part. i imagine the pitcher is breastfeeding on the field and they pitch and they look down at their hands and they see the ball still in the glove and they go "fuck"
2. hitting the baby will still win you the game
[Image description: A Quora question reading "Atheists, imagine you're a famous baseball player and are about to bat the winning hit. Accidentally, the pitcher tosses a Christian baby at you. Would you still hit the baby out of the stadium and win millions, or spare the Christian baby? /End ID]
mentally this is what i'm doing when i say "attacka you"
I'm obsessed with this tweet
“hamsters are not, in fact, euthanized by being exploded with lasers”