best commentary on the 2023 furby design

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon

(seeing my buddy's nose grow slightly after telling a lie) dude are you a fucking pinocchio...

oh someone at the guardian has lost the will to live

christ (source)

Yeah. And if laws had been enforced he’d be in jail already. Wtf was wrong with DOJ? Garland is such a weak coward.

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

ohhh having a job is actually ruining my life.  ok

KKOB WEEK 2025

Hi there, Obito♡Kakashi enthusiasts! It's been a while, huh? KKOB Week used to be an annual event, but it has been inactive for a couple of years already. So how about we revive this wonderful tradition? 👀 If you're interested, please check out this form to let us know your preferences about the dates and prompts :3 This ship deserves their own appreciation week, and we can't wait to read your suggestions! The Interest Check will run till December 31, 2024 😉

We would appreciate your help spreading the word so that more people are informed 🙏 If the check goes well, the mods promise to cherish the event and make it as exciting and fun as a real life festival 🎆🎉

🍬INTEREST CHECK FORM🍆

Artwork by one of our mods @badninken 🩷 You can contact another mod @cool-thymus for the event-related issues 🌻

In 2024 hyper realistic graphics are no longer impressive. You know what impresses me? A fully complete and functional game at launch

A robust and satisfying single player mode.

The fact that you can’t raise taxes on billionaires even slightly without them pouring money into fascist political movements is, of itself, evidence that billionaires as a class shouldn’t be allowed to exist in the first place.

I’d just like to point out that every single thing that has happened in the 6 years since I created this post has only reinscribed its absolute moral correctness in my mind.

like to charge, reblogs to cast

when we're done booping i think tumblr should bring back porn

BOOP!!!!!!!!!

They’re back!!

getting you getting you getting yu getting you getting yuo getting you getting u

war never changes