oh the cleverness of you

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 • dir. Jon Watts

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 • dir. Jon Watts

And I know there’s a million reasons why we shouldn’t be together. I know that. But I’m tired of them. I’m tired of every single one of them. So, here’s my thought. England. Both of us. I’m following you now. I’m just gonna follow you everywhere. I’m just gonna follow you the rest of my life. I mean, they got crime there in England. THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 2014 • dir. Marc Webb

The multiverse is real.

We started getting some visitors from every universe. We need to send them back. SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 • dir. Jon Watts

That’s right, folks. Spider-Man is in fact Peter Parker! SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 • dir. Jon Watts

Meanwhile in another another universe… ↳ SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (PART ONE) (2022) dir. Joaquim Dos, Santos, Kemp Powers, Justin K. Thompson

When you botched that spell where you wanted everyone to forget that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, we started getting some visitors from every universe. We need to send them back. SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 • dir. Jon Watts

There are others out there. We need to send them back. SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME 2021 • dir. Jon Watts

What kind of person do you want to be? SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE 2018 • dir. Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman

We tampered with the stability of spacetime. Multiverse is a concept about which we know frighteningly little. The problem is you trying to live two different lives. The longer you do it, the more dangerous it becomes. Be careful what you wish for, Parker. ↳ SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts

SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME (2021) dir. Jon Watts

You gotta get better at this part of the job. ↳ SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING (2017) dir. Jon Watts

SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME (2019) dir. Jon Watts

I know you think none of us have noticed, Peter, but your new look, I love it. ↳ SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME (2019) dir. Jon Watts

SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE (2018) dir. Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman

AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR (2018) dir. Russo Brothers