Happy Halloween! Remember when I did a little quiz asking if you guys wanted an article on internal parasites or the origins of spooky animal myths? Well, the surprise winner was FEAR ECOLOGY! Because I was reading about it and it SEEMED APPROPRIATE for the season!
In this article, you will learn:
- Why eliminating all our darkest fears from the earth was a bad idea actually
- My bias against the noble and majestic deer rears its ugly head again
- Adding dog barks sounds to beaches equals MORE CRABS
- Subtracting lions from the savannah equals PEOPLE GETTING BABOON DISEASES
- WOLVES CHANGE RIVERS (or do they?????)
- Everything Is Our Fault (as usual)
- But Maybe We Can Fix It (kind of?)
- Scare to care even though being scared all the time is actually terrible
- I Made Myself Sad By Writing This Piece
And more!!!