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@koryos / koryos.tumblr.com

Call me Koryos. I study animal behavior and I write fiction. You'll see a lot of that here. Want to read my science articles? Click here. Want to read my fiction? Click here. Wondering what that weird underwater creature in that one post is? It's probably one of my axolotls. I am NOT a vet. If your pet has medical or behavioral issues please contact a vet. I cannot give you professional advice. You can read my ongoing webnovel EARTHCAST for free! And you can buy my published series, DARKEYE, here!
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Was walking a dog down the street the other day when white van rolled up beside me and some guy shouted, “HOW MUCH DO YOU CHARGE?”

…Later I learned that apparently my father has been telling people in the neighborhood that I am a dog walker.

Ok since some people wanted a more complete story:

After the guy shouted this at me, I did what I do in any scary situation- I froze and pretended to be staring intently at a nearby shrub. The dog I was walking (a tiny sweetheart named Lindsay) went over to the car and started jumping up and down like she knew the people. Meanwhile, they were staring at me.

Eventually I made the connection and said, "For... dog walking?"

From within the car: nod, intense stare.

"15 per walk."

Immediately the woman in the car made a face like this was a HEINOUS amount of money, the man said, "Oh, okay, well tell your dad we said hello," and drove off.

I recovered gradually while Lindsay peed on things.

At that point I still had no idea who they were; I only learned when I questioned my dad and he told me he'd been talking to some people down the street. Very happy with himself for promoting my business.

And that's the whole story.

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