shit damn I have no clue

I’m putting links to the homestuck stuff I keep losing in my other blog

ALTERNIA

-Troll language rules theory

-Speculation on troll naming patterns:

  Alternian Jobs

  Plane, plateau, plank:Surfaces

  Body parts and botanical terms

-Collaborative repository of fanon troll terms

-Speculation on rainbow drinkers

-My troll speculation tag

You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”

ahahaha i love trauma that i dont even remember fucking my brain up

yeah we fucking love trauma that fucked us up to where we are now that not even Carmilla can remember

-Fiadh

immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

#at least once a month I think about that one post about laminating a paper towel#and how that makes it immortal but also forever prevents it from fulfilling its true purpose#yes you will live. but at the cost of everything that makes you You

(courtesy of noknowshame)

the more naruto i watch the more i think it's kind of hilarious they made fiamet a sasunaru fujoshi specifically

to a troll that's just a kismesissitude 😭 in the show they confess their hate and make it exclusive and everything man

to a troll that's not fujoshism that's just a regular canon pairing in a regular cartoon... if you want her to be a fujoshi she needs something way weirder

literally zero dialogue changes needed because they already say it onscreen. if humans knew what pitch romance was theyd know it was canon too

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this is making me lose it

don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

Today's Seal Is: The Hater

Ohhh help help! I'm hurt need help...

FUCK BRIAN GET LOST...

Ohhhh I am hurttttt heeelp... 🐦