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shit damn I have no clue

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Goofy yet emotional ideas galore || Speculating on xenological shit during my spare time || Please everyone refrain from eating ramen cooked in orange soda wtf one time was enough
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That time with Jade’s passwords where Karkat started off with a silly self-deprecating bit and suddenly it got too real

“(…)MY BLOOD IS NOT FIT TO FLOW THROUGH A SEWER, AND MY SIGN IS A PICTOGRAPHIC SYMBOL THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES AS “PLEASE HIKE THESE PANTS UP TO THIS GUY’S ARMPITS, CHAIN HIM TO A FLOGGING JUT, AND MAKE A FUCKING EXAMPLE OUT OF THIS SORRY SACK OF SHIT.” WHEN I LOOK IN A MIRROR, MY REFLECTION SLOWLY SHAKES HIS HEAD WHILE I WET MYSELF IN SHAME.“

Are we sure he didn’t know about the cult of the signless and wasn’t in denial about ancestors because of his personal stake if they were real?

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We’re fond of the thought that Signless and Kankri are like oil and water but Signless made the highbloods (purples) murderously pissed off with his ideas. The violets had to be sent by the condesce to aid the highbloods in the war so they were probably neutral on the whole thing, that is to say that whatever Signless was saying had nothing against violets, but plenty against purples which is something Kankri would do xdd

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Thinking about how the Signless' group was a grassroots movement that spiraled into war and it's technically the Disciple that started a cult

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I just bought a big hot dog and it turned out to be a regular hot dog but with two sausages, this is the kind of shit that would have gamzee scream blasphemy

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Someone should make a shipping grid but with the nucleobase combinations from the usernames the kids have since they follow DNA and RNA letters

I suck at biology tho

Is aradia compatible with the cherubs if we’re talking RNA? Now, that’s freaky to think about

Sollux/Tavros, aradia/rose, nepeta/Dave, Kanata/equius, karezi, Vriska/gamzee, eridan/June, feferi/jade. In case anyone wanted to know.

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