a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app
if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice
and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut
The duality of man is thinking “children cannot help themselves and we all need to be patient with them as they explore what it means to be human in public” and also “damn, I wish this crying baby was not on the plane rn :/“
Just as courage is not the absence of fear but doing the brave thing in spite of it, patience is not the absence of irritation but doing the kind thing in spite of it.
Notable bands in emo music history from Alternative Press, November 2017.
my least favourite turn based strategy game is email
Clouds, breeze, trees, summer. Paintings by Renato Muccillo.
𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗐𝗂𝗌𝗁 💫
wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar