Um... yeah... this

in some trapper tuesdays i just think about wayne rogers stretching on his desk in 1980

yeah

Got off a video call with my grandma. Asked her what sort of American foods she was enjoying (my dad flew her in from Korea and she's staying with him in Phoenix rn). She said most of the food isn't too impressive but she's addicted to a specific candy, and when she held up a bag of Werther's Originals I started howling

I JUST LET OUT THE WORST NOISE

HOW DARE YOU USE THE SAME SOURCE AS ME TO MAKE POINTS AGAINST ME

SOMEONE FINALLY PUT IT INTO WORDS!!!

guYS THE FUCKING SIGNS

maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores

if i was god and someone built and designed this place to worship me i would fucking smite them

Face & Hannibal

NOBODY was doing background acting like david ogden stiers

She's just trying to pay her student loans

(Source)

wait THAT'S where it came from?

Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

The Sound of Music (1965) dir. Robert Wise

theyre a little too invested in their sons love life maybe

it's funny that Wolffe never really interacts with Anakin because i think nobody would hate Anakin Skywalker more than Commander Wolffe

and for the funniest fucking reason

Wolffe: General Skywalker is an impatient, immature, egotistical, rulebreaking brat. if i never have to see him again it will be too soon

Sinker: hey did you know General Skywalker is the one who created C3PO??? like when he was a kid? wild eh

Wolffe:

General Skywalker please turn on your locator i just want to talk

the lesson I'm taking away from this election is not that the Democrats need to become more left wing or more right wing but moreso that they need to find a way to cater their rhetoric towards people who genuinly have no idea what is going on. the target audience for every speech and political appearance should be someone who doesn't know what the three branches of government are because they were drawing a Cool S during high school civics

political scientists have failed to consider the possibility that the silent majority is silent because they didn't understand the question and are trying to play it cool