kiyaar participates in yet another fundraiser (bid on my angst-loving ass)

So I signed up for this cool thing called Fandom Loves Puerto Rico that was started by the lovely @hansbekhart and I am pleased to announce that I am offering multiple items and also multiple fandoms this time: 

I am offering: 

I will write for: 

I would love to write: 

I will not write: 

Auction details and procedures are here. 

Reminder that I am KIYAAR on every platform but this one (LJ, DW, AO3) and you can look at my (616) writing here. There’s also stuff in the #writing tag on my tumblr. I do very well with bare-bones prompts (i.e.: Mulder/Krycek, post Tunguska, sweater sex), but if you have something very specific in mind, please check with me first (I’ll probably say yes). The above tropelists are guidelines to acquaint you with me if you’re unfamiliar, but again, please ask if you’re unsure and I’m sure I can be accommodating! 

ETA: you can also email me at [email protected] to ask about prompts.

This is a 10-inch James Tiberius Kirk with a Starfleet Insignia Stand (the pegs are where his boots go). He’s collectible probably. He’s too big for my taste. NAME YOUR PRICE. (probably like 6 bucks to ship him)

Look, I love Voyager, but it has THE LONGEST FUCKING INTRO OF EVER

ONE MINUTE AND 44 SECONDS

UNNECESSARY

AT LEAST ENTERPRISE HAS LYRICS YOU CAN SING IN THE SHOWER

AT LEAST TNG HAS ROUSING HORNS

AT LEAST TOS YOU CAN DO FALSETTO TO

...I don't have anything to contribute on the DS9 front