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#well okay eating an entire pizza by yourself could still be a pathetic food story intro post but i spread it out over 3 days be proud of me – @kixboxer on Tumblr
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YOU CHOSE THIS

On Monday some of the guys at work gave me 3/4 of a pizza. (I ate the other 1/4 in the meeting where we ordered it, so I guess you could say they gave me 4/4 of a pizza.) I had biked to the place where we had the meeting and the basket on my bike was too small to fit the pizza box in it, so one of them drove over to my office just to put the rest of the pizza on my desk. I finished that pizza at lunch today. Someone came by my cubicle to ask my secret to obtaining an entire free pizza. This doesn’t really count as a YOU CHOSE THIS, I’m just bragging about my pizza game this week.

You chose this, new followers. I send my pizza luck along to you. May you be blessed with free pizza and sunny skies under which to bicycle.

#YOU CHOSE THIS#workplace pathetic food story intro post#well okay eating an entire pizza by yourself could still be a pathetic food story intro post BUT I SPREAD IT OUT OVER 3 DAYS BE PROUD OF ME#THIS IS SOMETHING I'M PROUD OF OKAY#this is where i talk about myself#new followers who AREN'T EVEN PORN BOTS#I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SECRET IS
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