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@kixboxer / kixboxer.tumblr.com

I may or may not be a jar full of moths.
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YOU CHOSE THIS

i set a goal that i would go to the store today, but so far the only items on my list are liquor and yogurt.

hello new followers. you chose this.

#YOU CHOSE THIS#though i think there are less than ten new non-pornbots since last time#as long as i have cup ramen and canned soup i can argue myself out of a trip to the store#you would think i would like a food palace but sadly no#i really don't want to go outside again#maybe i could also get cheez its#this is where i talk about myself
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5 things meme

5 things you’ll find in my bag:

  1. My purse - been jamming it into my work backpack & leaving it there lately
  2. At least 3 dirty spoons???
  3. Wtnv tea tins, one of which holds a bunch of tampons
  4. Jk 5 dirty spoons, I found 2 more in a pocket
  5. A free-floating stamp card to my local ice cream place

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom:

  1. A can of coconut milk
  2. A sprawling pile of plastic bags and maps and posters and receipts and crap from the last big trip I took that I have yet to clean away.
  3. A mug with Makkachin on it, because Makka merch is the best merch
  4. Multiple partially-filled stamp cards for that ice cream place
  5. An xl men’s camo puffy jacket that was sent to me by mistake that they said I could keep but idk I don't want it and I should sell it or donate it but instead it's been sitting on the floor of my bedroom in a box for a year.

5 things that make me feel happy:

  1. I don't have to work tomorrow.
  2. The haze has cleared! I can see geographic features again!!
  3. I have pistachio gelato in my freezer.
  4. I think I will visit some good museums next week and I am excited for that. I love museums.
  5. @cutthroatpixie and @katsukiyuuristrophyhusband have both been sending me choice pictures of dogs/cats recently and those really lift my spirits. Feel free always to point me in the direction of animal pictures : )

5 things I’m currently into:

  1. Yuri!!! On Ice, obvs.
  2. I almost wrote a Wonder Woman fic?
  3. Once I finally play botw I feel like I will be crying about zelda again
  4. Been watching weightlifting fairy kim bok joo with @fireblazie
  5. I want to re-read the Imperial Radch trilogy again before Provenance comes out. Not sure if I’ll have the time.

5 things on my to do list:

  1. Pack for a conference I'm going to next week.
  2. Plan some logistics around going to that conference and what I'll do with my down time.
  3. Consume too many vegetables and fruits from this week’s farmshare delivery before they go bad while I'm gone.
  4. Finish the garbage fic so I can post it and hopefully talk about it with some of you I REALLY HOPE PEOPLE WILL WANT TO READ THIS THING.
  5. Call Alaska about some missing miles on my account.

tagged by @codenamecesare. Hm. I tag @fireblazie, @sonatine, @sobdasha, and @cutthroatpixie BUT FLY FREE NO PRESSURE and also if anyone else wants to do this and wants me to see just @ me and I will scream into your replies.

#meme thing#this is where i talk about myself#so like i can explain the thing with the dirty spoons#i eat oatmeal for breakfast every day at work (sometimes for lunch if they have cupcakes and i eat those immediately instead)#and instead of cleaning my dishes there i bring them home in my backpack#and sometimes (...at least five times...) i forget about the spoon#please show me cute animal pictures ESP RODENTS
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YOU CHOSE THIS

So as it turns out, when you mix vegetables with white pepper, red pepper, cayenne pepper, and chili oil they turn out super hot once they’re cooked.

Hello, new followers. You chose this.

#hot but delicious: the story where i only have half a glass of milk left#brings tears to my weeping eyes#YOU CHOSE THIS#new followers who AREN'T EVEN PORN BOTS#well some of you were but i blocked them#i went such a long time without getting any porn bots AND THAT JUST REMINDED ME OF A FIC IDEA I HAD LAST NIGHT THAT I FORGOT EARLIER#WHEN I WAS TRYING TO THINK OF PROMPTS FOR LAZULISONG#AND IT WAS CAUSING ME SO MUCH DISTRESS#i made kohlrabi fries and wowza those little buggers take a lot of prep work#this is where i talk about myself#i ran out of sweet paprika : ((((
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YOU CHOSE THIS

Today I picked up the first delivery from the farm share thing I signed up for.

I also became the unofficial MVP of my kickball team.

Adulthood is really inconsistent.

Sup new followers. You chose this. And if you did it because of the donut AU you already know what you’re getting yourself into. If you don’t know what I’m talking about when I say donut AU then IGNORE THAT PART, CARRY ON.

#YOU CHOSE THIS#new followers who AREN'T EVEN PORN BOTS#who knows any good recipes for garlic scapes#well it's either inconsistent or i grew up into an adult hipster#fuck#unofficial but TRUE#this is where i talk about myself
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YOU CHOSE THIS

This morning I remembered I have an upcoming assignment which requires me to build a documentation binder for reference purposes (and then to duplicate it for multiple locations) and my first thought was not ughhhhhh paperwork but rather yesssssss binders.

Sup, new people. I forgot my lunch today and I think I might not be able to find a free replacement. Feel free to talk to me about garlic butter, nonsense, FEELINGS, office supplies or what have you. You chose this.

#you chose this#and you're not even porn bots!#this is where i talk about myself#i'm disappointed about the lunch thing but i did get an absurd number of meals out of my workplace last week#i love headcanon jams come at me#if i don't choose to buy what you're selling i'll probably just foxgif at you and move along
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kixboxer

YOU CHOSE THIS

On Monday some of the guys at work gave me ¾ of a pizza. (I ate the other ¼ in the meeting where we ordered it, so I guess you could say they gave me 4/4 of a pizza.) I had biked to the place where we had the meeting and the basket on my bike was too small to fit the pizza box in it, so one of them drove over to my office just to put the rest of the pizza on my desk. I finished that pizza at lunch today. Someone came by my cubicle to ask my secret to obtaining an entire free pizza. This doesn’t really count as a YOU CHOSE THIS, I’m just bragging about my pizza game this week.

You chose this, new followers. I send my pizza luck along to you. May you be blessed with free pizza and sunny skies under which to bicycle.

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codenamecesare

I want to add my own benediction to this pizza luck post, in the form of a tip:

Fry your leftover pizza. Never microwave it. Fry.

Get a covered frying pan. Glass top is best so you can see what’s going on. Put leftover pizza in frying pan, cover, fry over medium heat until the cheese re-melts.

Congratulations, now you have warm, toasted-crust pizza with melty mozzarella. Depending on how good the crust was when you got it, the leftover pizza with its toasted crispy crust may actually be more delicious than the original pizza was.

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kixboxer

.................sometimes i enjoy microwaved (and i mean nuked) pizza better than fresh pizza that has just been born from the oven and placed into a box/in front of me on a pan. especially for breakfast. microwaved pizza for breakfast is great.

i understand that your method would make less-destroyed pizza and i appreciate the tip!!! and i will try it but.

i will still microwave my pizza and enjoy the hardended greasy former cheesiness of it like it is a champagne of meals.

#let's be real if i'm eating pizza for breakfast i'm already not in a classy mood#the sometimes mostly depends on the source of the pizza#frozen pizza and shitty pizza hut style stuff is better microwaved makes the crust less bread-y#restaurant pizza not necessarily so#I AM NOT STARTING PIZZA DISCOURSE(TM) BTW I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU KNEW I HAVE LOW FOOD STANDARDS#this is where i talk about myself
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YOU CHOSE THIS

On Monday some of the guys at work gave me 3/4 of a pizza. (I ate the other 1/4 in the meeting where we ordered it, so I guess you could say they gave me 4/4 of a pizza.) I had biked to the place where we had the meeting and the basket on my bike was too small to fit the pizza box in it, so one of them drove over to my office just to put the rest of the pizza on my desk. I finished that pizza at lunch today. Someone came by my cubicle to ask my secret to obtaining an entire free pizza. This doesn’t really count as a YOU CHOSE THIS, I’m just bragging about my pizza game this week.

You chose this, new followers. I send my pizza luck along to you. May you be blessed with free pizza and sunny skies under which to bicycle.

#YOU CHOSE THIS#workplace pathetic food story intro post#well okay eating an entire pizza by yourself could still be a pathetic food story intro post BUT I SPREAD IT OUT OVER 3 DAYS BE PROUD OF ME#THIS IS SOMETHING I'M PROUD OF OKAY#this is where i talk about myself#new followers who AREN'T EVEN PORN BOTS#I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE SECRET IS
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11 questions meme

Answer 11 questions. Ask 11 questions. DO I KNOW 11 PEOPLE TO TAG GOSH I HOPE SO. Tagged by @dadvans , king of the uncomfortable fmk.

#meme thing#this is where i talk about myself#i had to double dip on people from the post i was tagged in but the questions are different??#idk fly freeee#any hilarious typos are bc dumblr mobile#i wear a black fleece jacket near daily#when i go home i change it out for an oversized dark green one#will i ever be stylish probably not but will i be cozy yes
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Anonymous asked:

I read your tags where you talked about being told you looked serious/sad and how people would wake you up when you napped in school and bOY DO I RELATE OH MY G O D. Serious Resting Face people unite. Let us fucking sleep. (I once got deadass sent to the principal bc I tried to sleep in the hallway (our teacher didn't come). Like please I was not on drugs I was just fucking sleepy wHY WOULD YOU WAKE ME UP GO AWAY) Schools are either your nap buds or your enemy, there's no in between.

Brofist! I do think about more serious shit now - job anxiety, life anxiety, garden variety anxiety anxiety, okay i have upgraded to thinking about takeout instead of cup ramen that is my character growth - but when people call me out it’s never a time when I’m really having a problem. And when they do it ruins the pleasant neutrality I had going on. UGH HUMANS.

There are a couple spots at work I could probably get away with napping, but I have not been ballsy enough to try them. I doubt I ever will. Cherish your school naps while you have them, anon!

#ask response#anon#this is where i talk about myself
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YOU CHOSE THIS

Today I learned I have a thirst for Georgi merch. Did you know they make Georgi merch WITHOUT EYESHADOW? How dare they.

(I also have a thirst for Makkachin merch. That one’s easier.)

Sup new followers. I need to stop buying yoi merch. Talk to me about your own yoi merch buying problems. Also: you chose this.

#this is where i talk about myself#you chose this#i haven't done one of these in a while!#i spent so much money on yoi shit today oh my god#my poor heart was not ready#in other news i was prepared to like 7 of the 8 possibilities of a surprise keychain thing i got and i got the 8th pffff#who has two thumbs and also the 2017 yoi calendar this guyyyyyyyyy#yoi
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YOU CHOSE THIS

world’s best hangover cure: get repeatedly kicked in the stomach.

(jk jk i’m lying this is the worst don’t be like me)

(sup new followers.)

#i'll call it the YOU CHOSE THIS series#if you ever want to know things about me that aren't sad workplace food stories you're going to have to ask directly i'm afraid#new followers who AREN'T EVEN PORN BOTS#i chose both the drinking and the sparring so i can't exactly complain#but i am going to anyway ow#this is where i talk about myself
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YOU CHOSE THIS

SOMEONE SNUCK A DOG IN TO WORK TODAY. MY SOUL IS FILLED WITH JOY EVEN AS THE REST OF ME IS DEAD INSIDE BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH SLEEP AND I WANT TO FLIP A TABLE AT THE INCOMPETENCE OF MY PEERS.

ALSO I HAVE ACQUIRED A SECOND SATAN-BASED NICKNAME AT WORK AND I AM VERY PROUD OF MYSELF.

sup, new people. there are almost twice as many of you now as were following me for like the past 2 years.

#lol they're both paid more than i am#you chose this#the food part is one of them brought in 2 bags of candy for me today#this is where i talk about myself#i am so tired help me#i should totally add a part to cube au where viktor sneaks makkachin in to work
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tagged by @fireblazie​

rules: answer the questions in a new post and then tag ten blogs you would like to get to know better

nickname: superman star sign: aquarius height: 5′9″ time right now: 8:33pm favorite music artist: favorites are difficult! i have been listening to halsey and  florence and the machine and fall out boy a lot recently song stuck in your head: for the past couple weeks it’s been alternating between THEME OF KING JJ and STACY’S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN ON. last tv show you watched: currently watching the william henry harrison episode of parks and rec what are you wearing right now: pj’s and an airport gift shop fleece what do you post: a lot of yoi reblogs, some zelda reblogs, reblogs of things i find funny, and a little bit of my own nonsense headcanons and fic do you have any other blogs / saved url’s: i have 4. @counterheist is also me but permanently not updated, @supermoest and @foxgif i have been holding on to though i will probably never do anything with them, and i have an aquarius facts blog. why did you choose your url: i was waiting up to get a shuttle to the airport at 3am and figured fuck it i should make a tumblr. there was a box of kix on my desk behind my laptop. kixbox was already taken. do you get asks regularly: almost never until recently. now maybe one or two a day unless i post a meme or post a really belated response to a meme and people think i have more recently reblogged a meme. hogwarts house: ravenclaw! math smart life dumb!! pokémon team: mystic average hours of sleep: 6ish during the week, 10ish during the weekend favorite characters: katsuki yuuri, link, ron swanson, favorites are hard  how many blankets do you sleep with: 5? sometimes more. following: 82

tagging:I DON’T KNOW TEN NEW BLOGS I’M TOO SCARED OF STRANGERS TO FOLLOW PEOPLE I’M SO SORRY @kevystel, @pearlo, @lazulisong

#i have been following new people at the rate of like once every two weeks#meme thing#this is where i talk about myself
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YOU CHOSE THIS

so i walked past the downstairs kitchenette today after lunch and noticed there was a box of donuts. and i thought okay, i am an adult human, i am capable of learning from my actions. i only took half a lemon bismarck. i wrapped it in a paper towel so the jelly would get on the paper and not on me. that totally worked. i am so mature, i thought, as i ate my half a lemon bismarck from someone else’s meeting.

and then the end of today came. i have to pass by that same kitchenette to leave the building. there was half a red bismarck left. i am an adult human capable of learning from my actions.

i took the half a red bismarck.

i immediately got jelly all over my right hand.

i had to grab my badge out of my right jacket pocket with my left hand in order to leave the building, and it was a confusing dance and i’m glad the hallway was empty.

i am an adult human and i might be capable of learning from my actions i just have yet to do it.

welcome, newcomers.

#i'll call it the YOU CHOSE THIS series#workplace pathetic food story intro post#i figure i will make a tradition out of sad adult human workplace food stories as my introduction posts#i also got powdered sugar all over the carpet on the driver's side of my car#but you can't even tell with all the cracker crumbs there anyway#HELLO NEW FOLLOWERS WHO ARE NOT PORN BOTS!!#if you ever want to know things about me that aren't sad workplace food stories you're going to have to ask directly i'm afraid#this is where i talk about myself#damn you and your seductive ways red bismarck
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