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runespoor7 said: we know Yuuri gets really flustered looking at the artistically bared neck of Viktor Nikiforov, Actual Erotic Etching, if that fits the bill…

YES BUT CRAVATS! I NEED FANDOM TO GIVE ME BOTH!

dadvans said: fetish OBVS???? obvs.

why are you so scandalized over yuuri showing his ankles, someone asks viktor - not chris because chris already understands - this is the year of our quad flip 2k17 not the 1800s. and viktor would answer but at that moment the LIGHT OF HIS DREAMS chooses to walk by all cuff-bottomed jeans and shoes without socks like ey boy sup. (actually yuuri doesn’t say anything it is not noon yet and he is very tired, but he has to be feeling it somewhere inside so viktor is just extrapolating.)

lavenderprose said: Yuuri 100% knows about Viktor’s Foot Thing and is constantly and ruthlessly taking advantage.

i feel they have made agreements to the effect that viktor would like to be constantly and ruthlessly taken advantage of re: yuuri’s feet/ankles. their safeword is jj.

fireblazie said: i still say it looks like you’ve got it all figured out so you might as well write it

but i want someone to do it for me instead D :

these old bones are tired and trying to finish something else!!! progress is very slow because i keep getting distracted by all this glorious new information!!!

viiranen said: my cool senpais talking about that thing i mentioned is the coolest thing to happen to me, please write this on my gravestone

shoosh we are all trash together. that or the others are compost or recycling but I AT LEAST am still trash.

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your take on the top 5 times Yakov went to bat for Viktor?

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1) Years 13 - 22 in the life of Viktor Nikiforov, Figure Skater, felt like one long time At Bat for Yakov. Like, he never stopped. He was constantly sticking up for his FRUSTRATING and INFURIATING and GENIUS and STUPID son. Not his son. Skater. Nikiforov. What a pain. I can also definitely see him chiding Viktor with one breath and then turning around and bellowing how HE WILL DRAG YOU TO THE GATES OF HELL HIMSELF IF YOU SAY ONE MORE FUCKING THING ABOUT VIKTOR NIKIFOROV’S FUCKING (HAIR/COSTUMES/PERSONAL LIFE/FLUFFY DOG/PERFUME ADS/CASUAL NUDITY/SEX TAPE/SOCKPUPPET ACCOUNTS GUSHING OVER HIS HIS EARLY YEARS CRUSH STÉPHANE LAMBIEL).

2) He stops needing to do it quite as much after Viktor chops off his hair and buckles down and starts his Winning Streak Of Doom. But then he does stonewall any and all attempts to get Viktor to procreate for sports glory. I imagine there are a lot of “hotel booking accidents” where Viktor and some really good lady athlete mysteriously get assigned the same room? It’s the honeymoon suite? Oh the oysters and champagne are complimentary? No we swear we won’t tell your nutritionists (if you have sex. If you just eat again we are fucking on to you you will be conditioning until you die).

3) He stands in front of the Figure Skating Federation of Russia in his best suit and promises, solemnly, that Viktor will come back shortly. Removing his certification would be a mistake. He knows what he’s doing.

4) DON’T, he shouts into his phone, even though it’s been a week since the Cup of China and they all should get over themselves. He throws it against the wall. The screen breaks. He already has another replacement waiting. He has a third of a stack of them waiting. Vitya is going to be the death of him. He hopes this Katsuki is really fucking worth it.

5) “He didn’t mean it,” he says, staring pointedly at Viktor running through a set of spins, and not at Yuuri standing next to him. Yuuri is also staring at Viktor, Yakov knows this without checking. They’re always looking at each other. Why is he even doing this. How did his life come to this. “You know how he says things he doesn’t mean.”

“He meant it,” Yuuri says impassively, which is a bad sign. “And if he wants to apologize he can do so.”

Yakov winces internally and mentally reformulates his strategy. Vitya is going to be the death of him.

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top 5 times Yuri talked Yuuri up to someone else

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1) Anonymously all over the internet.2) “I want a lohengrin costume!” he grouches to himself all the way to the rink. Once there he hands a couple carefully-clipped magazine pages to Yakov. “These are fine,” Yuri says. Yakov does not recognize them, which Yuri finds insulting. Maybe that’s why he begins to praise that skater’s fluid movements. His stamina. His musicality. Yakov starts tuning out around the time Yuri starts praising the other skater’s nose. Yakov gets enough of this shit from Georgi. He doesn’t need another Georgi. (He can’t even think about another Viktor at this point. Poor guy.)3) “No,” Yuri tells the columnist from Vogue magazine. He’s wearing a suit jacket with no shirt underneath it, and his hair has been thrown over one side and braided through with wildflowers. It’s a bit light for his tastes, but doing press is rarely about his tastes. This is about his image, Lilia told him before the shoot. At least for this next season, Viktor amended, taking a thousand and one pictures of Yuri with his phone while cooing nonsense. Do what you won’t regret later, Otabek wrote from Almaty.

Well, Yuri’s a two-time GPF gold medalist, fresh off his second victory, and he’s not going to regret this ever.

“No,” he repeats, “Viktor has been a motivating force in my life, but he’s not the skater I look up to the most.”

“Oh?” The columnist asks. “And who would that be, then?”

“The most important skater to me is Yuuri Katsuki.” The columnist flips to an empty page in her notebook. Yuri stops her with a hand before she can interrupt him with a follow-up question. “He is the most talented, beautiful skater on the international scene today,” he says. “And have you seen his thighs?”4) Yuri is 10 and Viktor Nikiforov has just won everything there is to win. (he’s going to do it 4 more times, but he doesn’t know that yet. right now it’s still fresh, and fun, and he can’t get enough of it.) Viktor Nikiforov is 22 and somehow he gets stuck alone at the training rink with a little kid whose mother has forgotten to pick him up at the end of the day. He doesn’t know the kid very well, but that’s never stopped him from having a conversation before.

The kid refuses to talk to him.

Viktor doesn’t have to wait, but he waits, and together they sit in the lobby as the sky outside grows dark, and Viktor chats about his day, and skating, and his dog, and the food he’s eaten and the places he’s been, and the kid refuses to talk to him.

And then Viktor says something about the NHK trophy and it’s like a switch is flipped.

Fifty minutes later the kid’s grandfather arrives in a beat up old Riva. The kid, little Yura, is still nattering away about his hero, also named Yuuri, and Viktor knows it would be normal to be exasperated. He is 22 and he’s won everything there is to win, and he doesn’t know this kid very well. But instead he is helplessly charmed at the kid’s spirit. He takes the pair out to dinner and he makes a note in his mind to see how little Yura is on the ice. If there’s any help Viktor can give him.

(He remembers little Yura the next time he sees him, but he forgets the reason why.)5) “He’s the best skater in the junior division,” Yuri says, dragging his hand across the glossy magazine spread. It’s after dinner and he’s sleepy, but it’s a bit too early to go to bed. He asked his grandfather to read to him, but instead they’re looking at pictures in Yuri’s skating magazines no one but his grandpa will buy for him. Yuri’s grandpa’s lap is warm. “I want to be just like him.”

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You know how Kubo said Viktor knew Yuuri was a fan because of the way he skated? My prompt is how Yuri P.'s skating screams he's a fan of Yuuri's.

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So the obvious (easy) response to this would be Yurio’s future skating where - on the ice - he gives in to his crush and things like the When I Think About You I Touch Myself / She Will Be Loved program happen. At that point everyone under the sun can tell because of the  UNCOMFORTABLE EYE CONTACT and the way Yurio whispers Katsuki Yuuri while holding his Legal In Some Countries body. You get the impression he’s actually talking about himself when he does it. Katsuki Yuri. You are correct.

For what you probably wanted, the formative years:

Phichit watches all of the junior GPF as it unfolds because he needs to scope out his upcoming competition. Yuuri might not do it until later, when Ciao Ciao makes him, but Phichit does not have that luxury. Or that self-control.

There’s a new entrant from Russia this year. Some kid called Y. Plisetsky, and all the commentators are saying he’s someone to watch. Well, Phichit will be the judge of that.

A little blond waif steps out onto the ice when Y. Plisetsky’s name is called. There are probably more little blond waifs rinkside than Phichit can count. He wonders if he would be able to tell any of them apart without the help of nametags. Once he inspires the future of Thai skating that will change, but that’s still to come.

The waif gets into his starting position. It only takes three seconds for Phichit to feel an odd sense of deja vu. He’s got a good memory - it’s how he did so well on his TOEFL despite how bad he is at buckling down and studying - and something about this kid’s movements just. It just. There’s something.

Something in the dancer’s set of his arms.

Something in how he throws himself into his spins like that’s a more natural way of moving than anything else, more natural than walking, or breathing. The way he showcases that triple axel and pushes it almost as far back into his program as Yuuri does.

Oh.

This kid reminds Phichit of Yuuri.

Huh.

Phichit sends Yuuri a link to the performance after. LOOK YOU HAVE A FAN! HE’S EVEN NAMED AFTER YOU!!!! but he doubts Yuuri ever opens it.

(He does, about 10 years too late. Yurio dies when he finds out anyway.)

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