YOU CHOSE THIS

SOMEONE SNUCK A DOG IN TO WORK TODAY. MY SOUL IS FILLED WITH JOY EVEN AS THE REST OF ME IS DEAD INSIDE BECAUSE NOT ENOUGH SLEEP AND I WANT TO FLIP A TABLE AT THE INCOMPETENCE OF MY PEERS.

ALSO I HAVE ACQUIRED A SECOND SATAN-BASED NICKNAME AT WORK AND I AM VERY PROUD OF MYSELF.

sup, new people. there are almost twice as many of you now as were following me for like the past 2 years.

#lol they're both paid more than i am #you chose this #the food part is one of them brought in 2 bags of candy for me today #this is where i talk about myself #i am so tired help me #i should totally add a part to cube au where viktor sneaks makkachin in to work