The first line in this news story is so dramatic
katsukiyuuristrophyhusband
@yuurikatsuki
#HOW DARE#now i want a fic where yuuri gets a chocolate LIE donut#and is so mad he thinks about writing a STRONGLY WORDED LETTER#except maybe he's not as confident about writing in english at this point#so instead he marches down to the place he bought them to complain#except he has not been in america long enough to have picked up RIGHTEOUS CoMPLAINING#so instead he STRONGLY IMPLIES DISCONTENT#and buys ten more donuts#let's see how many yuuri eating his feelings tags i can accumulate!!!#yoi