I want to write a vampire fic where the vampire can eat fruit like a vampire bat, partly because it would be funny but mostly because @kixboxer would end up reading it and like, psychically murder me
I WOULD NEVER i would probably have an aneurysm and then read it again and get mad that you made me want to read it again and actually i would be way less mad if there isn’t blood ingestion. query: would yuuri still be dead?
I just want it in the record that I am here for any YOI vampire aus thanks
if there’s a vampire yoi AU and yuri isnt the angsty emo teen who keeps trying to find vampires to bite him and vikyuu keep just feeding him and being nice then whats the point
1. Kix the entire point of a vampire au is that someone fucks the soup 2. Fireblazie, Theres a couple good ones but not enough ones that are, well, funny 3. Ohhh my god I want that fic
I thought the draw was supposed to be that the soup wants to fuck back.