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@kixboxer / kixboxer.tumblr.com

I may or may not be a jar full of moths.
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January 12, 2018 | Noodle

This is kinda embarrassing but my rat ate a noodle and I couldn’t handle it. Blame it on how sick I was at the time.

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sushinfood

i’m so glad this happened

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hockpock

@kixboxer someone put a video of you on the internet

Source: cactus-spirit
#I WOULD NEVER PUT MY VOICE OVER THE BLESSED NOM SOUNDS#but at the same time#OH NO TOO CUTE#THOSE LITTLE CHOMPS#BRB SCREAMING#that looks so much like if courage ate a long noodle tho#rats!
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tastefullyoffensive

Have a good day at work little buddy

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snakewife

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS IMMEDIATELY.

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i-just-tardis-blue-myself

His name is Black and was adopted by the workers of a construction site in Antofagasta, Chile. He was found by some workers near the area, when he was just a kitten, and they decided to take care care of him.  The workers loved him and one of the cleaning ladies of the site designed some mini reflective jackets- and other outfits- for him.  He was officialy named foreman  and had its own access credential to the construction site. I belive the constrution work finished on 2017 and he was adopted by one of the employees.

Look at him!

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury

He is such a good site foreman!

He’s working so hard and doing such a good job! <3

#OH NO TOO CUTE#BRB SCREAMING#THE BEST FOREMAN!!!!!#I WOULD FEEL SAFE WORKING FOR CAT COMMA BLACK#i bet they had snuggle the cat toolbox talks#AHHHHHH
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archiemcphee

Because sometimes what you need most, especially on Halloween, is a shaggy doggo in costume as a mop, a very convincing industrial mop.

Meet Keki the Hungarian Puli. Her human took advantage of the dog’s long, corded coat’s natural resemblance to a mop by placing the pupper inside a wheeled mop bucket that she then pushed along with a wooden mop handle.

Keki the Mop was the toast of this years MainStrasse Paw-Rade, the annual canine costume parade held in Covington, KY.

Photos by @that_girl_dawn, @soft_gradient, and 2 Point Farm, LLC respectively.

[via My Modern Met]

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sonatine
#I FELT THIS POST CALLING TO ME AND THEN IT WAS **ACTUALLY** CALLING TO ME#OH NO TOO CUTE#dogs#WHAT A WOOF#THAT TONGUE#SUCH A FUZZLE PUP
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chasingshhadows

So my cat Lydia likes paper right. If I open my mail on my bed, she’s right there, walking on it, listening to it crinkle under her toes, and then laying right down. Even if I leave paper on the floor, on carpet or tile or hardwood, she’s there, curling up, standing on it, happy as can be. And like many of my fellow fanfiction addicts, I don’t read a lot of print books, but I recently borrowed a novel that sounded a m a z i n g and I wanted to get it back to my coworker on Monday. It was going pretty well Saturday afternoon until

Every time I put this book down, whether open or closed or page up or down, she was there. Happy as can be. And so freaking cute that I didn’t want to move her, which meant I was not going to finish it.

So finally, in protest and so I could actually finish this book, I gave her another one

I finished my book (White is for Witching by Helen Oyeyemi, highly recommend) but I left the decoy out.

She’s been sleeping on it every night. It’s been a week.

#OH NO TOO CUTE#cats
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cafecliche

Tonight’s Summer of Mutual Pining mood is: drinking parties with the Yutopia regulars.

  • Drunk giggling middle-aged men dragging the Nishigori triplets across the tatami on cushions.
  • Drunk giggling middle-aged men playing doubles ping-pong with Yuuri and Victor. “He’s so serious, isn’t he?” they say to Victor, gesturing to Yuuri (who is out for blood). “Tell him to go easy, won’t you?” Victor doesn’t fully understand the Japanese, but gets the gist.
  • Victor bonding with Yuuko over discussion of women’s singles.
  • Victor bonding with Mari over women’s hockey.
  • Toshiya trying to coax his son into a drunk karaoke duet, which he flatly refuses.
  • (”Don’t worry,” Toshiya says to Victor with a wink, “we’ll get him next time.”)
  • Katsuki Hiroko’s IRON ALCOHOL TOLERANCE.
  • Victor is counting up the empties gathering at her side with a healthy amount of respect and fear.
  • Emotional Drunk Nishigori Takeshi.
  • “I’M JUST SO HAPPY THAT YOU’RE HAPPY,” he sobs directly into Yuuri’s stomach.
  • Around 1am, Hiroko brings out the sparklers, and everyone goes around back to light them.
  • Yuuri twirls and tosses them until there are little highways of light all around him. (”Phichit and I used to do this when we were bored,” he had said, when they’d done this out on the beach with Yurio. He was still a little self-conscious then. He doesn’t look self-conscious now.)
  • One of the regulars leans in beside Victor as he’s watching Yuuri and mutters something, sly and amused. Victor doesn’t fully understand the Japanese. But he gets the gist.
#MY HEART#OH NO TOO CUTE#WOW!! AMAZING!!!#EMOTIONAL DRUNK NISHIGORI TAKESHI#the nishigori family is your family too#HIROKO STEPPING OVER THEM TO MAKE BREAKFAST#VIKTOR SOAKING IN THE FEELING OF FAMILY EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT#THE KATSUKI FAM MOULDING AROUND HIM UNTIL HE'S PART OF THEIR SPACE#KATSUKI FAMILY ADOPTED VIKTOR ON DAY ONE#the katsuki family essentially immediately adopt viktor you can't tell me it's not true#yoi#SUMMER OF MUTUAL PINING CONTENT
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