so like, who would be down for an octodad AU where yuuri is a squid pretending to be a salaryman and EVERYBODY KNOWS but he hasn’t realized that and his husband viktor is very careful to keep up the CHARADE except he’s REAL BAD at it and the only person he fools is yuuri
I!! Would like to talk to you about Subrosian Yuuri! Because those are my favorate LoZ games no one ever acknowledges them? But I do not have proper words yet so I am here to yell!!
ANON I LOVED THE ORACLE GAMES I WOULD REPEATEDLY CHECK THEM OUT OF BLOCKBUSTER AND PLAY THEM AND WISH I LIVED IN THEM (although Link’s Awakening will always be the star of my childhood).
Just! Think about Yuuri the Subrosian covered in his robes, total hottie in Subrosia ofc but ALSO ON THE SURFACE. THERE’S JUST SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. All anyone can really see beneath his hood are his enormous glasses but damn if they don’t keep trying to see more. I was gonna add in a bit about Phichit being like YOU LET HIM SEE YOUR HAND? SCANDALOUS when Viktor grabs Yuuri’s Zora ring but ran out of time.
IT JUST WORKS SO WELL. YUURI IS THE KING OF THE DANCE HALL. HE SCUTTLES IN THE SUN, BUT HEY HE STILL LEAVES SUBROSIA TO MAKE HIS WAY IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD HE IS NOT A SMALL DREAMER.
ANON!!!!!
phichit is so proud of his son
MORE BEAUTIFUL ART OF YUURI AS A SUBROSIAN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hah. Hahaha. 5 minutes of free time and I have no idea what a cronut looks like irl. @kixboxer how do you catch the essence of viktor in a cronut??? HOW.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE THAT HIS HOLE IS A HEART
I ALSO LOVE THAT IT TOOK ME TYPING THE WORD HOLE TO THINK ABOUT DONUT FUCKING. LIKE BEFORE I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT CREAM JIZZING, BUT. YUURI COULD FUCK VIKTOR’S HOLE IN THIS UNIVERSE I HAVE CREATED. HE PROBABLY WILL. FUCK.
uhhh i guess i read this beautiful and amazing parks & rec au and all i could think about was this…..like who am i………
chris is such a good ann perkins and now that i’ve been exposed to leslie!victor, i can never go back
