Ares During God Games: Your boy's a pussy punk BITCH Athena!
Ares During Six Hundred Strike: HE'S GLORIOUS, HOLY SHIT I'M BOUT TO HANDS FREEEEEEE—!
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so.. get in the water!
FOR PENELOPE!!
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Zeus all arrogant: My oh my brother, all that work to get revenge on the mortal, and he beats you?You must feel so ashamed…
Poseidon, still bleeding profusely and literally vibrating from horniness: Do you think if I kill his son he’ll do it again?
Okay I'm seeing art of Poseidon and Athena lying next to each other in their hospital beds and as we go into this beautiful comedy I feel the need to remind everyone—
Athena got her ass beat by the KING OF THE GODS and most are in agreement that she put up a pretty good fight before and/or after getting her shit rocked
Poseidon got his ass handed to him by a MORTAL MAN WITH HIS OWN WEAPON.
(Who is also Athena's (aka: the woman in the bed next to him's) student might I add)
...One of these asswhoopings is objectively more pride shattering than the other and I want us all to remember that while going in 👀
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steven rodriguez even screams sexy. what is with my man's pipes.
Percy: Hey dad?
Poseidon: Yes Percy?
Percy: I was just wondering, you used to be pretty ruthless—what changed? What made you wanna turn over a new leaf?
Poseidon: *Gets violent phantom pains in the scars he received after pushing a man with really sexy thighs way too far*
Percy: Dad?
Poseidon: *Swallows* Well son, you get older, you mature, you realize some actions were definitely out of proportion, and some lessons don't need to be relearned...
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hades, watching 600 shades chanting and uplifting their brother and king and captain and friend, helping him fight Poseidon : I was not aware they could do that.
thanatos: it's the power of friendship, my lord.
persephone, ignoring both of them, thoroughly entertained: FUCK HIM UP!!!
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reblog to stab poseidon🔱🩸
I think it's safe to say Poseidon learned a very valuable lesson this saga
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Odysseus after ten years of suffering, picking up Poseidon’s trident: Traumatize them back :)
Poseidon: Hey… Buddy… can we talk about this?
Odysseus: No :)
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NEXT TO HIS WIFE, BITCH (FUCK POSEIDON)(DESERVED EVERYTHING)
Just a couple more hours and it will be in our HANDS—