Kitten Night Farts

Select - July 1998

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A vampire reminisces.

I love this story idea on so many levels. I mean why does a vampire character have to be a monster or a parasite? Why do their professions always amount to murderers or overlords? Why can’t more vampires be guardians or seekers or explorers or scholars?

vampire who goes kachunk like a stapler when they bite people

School can be tough.

oh so when Ollie says he's a vampire, he really means it, huh

- has to be invited in to Saltburn bc otherwise he wouldn't be able to ever enter that world

-the place is called Saltburn-salt is often used as warding against evil forces (but once invited into the protected space it is too late)

-he's there to consume these people, take their lives so he may live on (as the version of himself he sees as his due)

-consuming bodily fluids that are regarded as carrying someone's 'essence'/life (blood, seminal fluid)

-he's visiting people at night to prey on them, using their weak points, in this position behaves more dominantly than his daylight self

- a lot of this 'vampiric' behaviour is also mixed with sexuality, which is very much part of the vampire image

-destroying the mirror that doesn't show him (how he wants to appear...in the ending scene he no longer has a problem with it, relishes his new image as sy with status)

- Venetia, who he originally calls himself a vampire to, dies losing a lot of blood

Prized possession.

He always found it difficult to eat the strays around the castle.

by Nagy Norbert

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Dave Rapoza

please for the love of god read the rest it’s hilarious

Deffo one of my favorite web comics.

TV Vampires! (movie vampires)

gay vampire, call that a fruit bat