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iconic--soul

Why are Ross and Rachel so iconic when Chandler and Monica’s relationship is 50,000 times more romantic, cuter and HEALTHIER than Ross and Rachel’s?

theres an episode where monica catches chandler watching porn so he changes the channel to a shark documentary but he still has a boner so monica tries to do shark things next time they sleep together and if that isnt romance i dont know what is you know

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My Wife’s Lovers, 1891, Carl Kahler

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loppytaffy

God I hope I am immortalised by my husband for having 40 cats

Fun facts:

  • It cost $5,000 in 1888 to have this painting made, which is more than $120,000 in today’s money.
  • I say 1888 because it took three years for Kahler to complete, reportedly because he spent most of the time studying and sketching each cat to get a feel for their personality.
  • It was painted for Kate Johnson, the title was her husband’s idea though, proving him the most patient and good-humored husband in the history of crazy cat ladies.
  • Speaking of cat ladies, the picture actually contains 42 cats. Or more specifically, Mrs. Johnson’s 42 most favorite cats. She had 350 in total.
  • It sold at auction via Sotheby’s a few days ago for over $800,000 dollars, vastly more than its $200,000-$300,000 estimate.
  • The buyer is a private collector in California.
  • Probably someone who really, really likes cats.
  • I mean, really likes cats.
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reblogged
These two were supposedly based on a real couple, who said they wouldn’t board a life boat as long as there were younger people still aboard the ship. They both went below deck, presumably to their room, and that’s the last time they were seen.

;________________;

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moo58

Isador & Ida Straus

The couple had been married for 41 years at the time of the disaster. They raised six children together, and were almost inseparable. On the rare occasion that they were apart, they wrote each other every day. They even celebrated their birthdays on the same day, although they were well apart from one another. During the sinking, Titanic’s officers pleaded with the 63 year old Ida to board a lifeboat and escape the disaster, but she repeatedly refused to leave her husband. Instead, she placed her maid in a lifeboat, taking her fur coat off and handing it to the maid while saying, “I won’t need this anymore”. At one point, she was convinced to enter one of the last two lifeboats, but jumped out as her husband walked away to rejoin him.

When last seen by witnesses, they were standing on deck, holding each other in a tight embrace. Their funeral drew some 6,000 mourners at Carnegie Hall.

A monument to them still stands in a Bronx cemetery, it’s inscription reads: “Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it.”

why wasn’t the movie about them

Well this post kicked me right in the feels

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ladyhistory

THE WORLD NEEDS MORE LOVE STORIES LIKE THIS.

WHY AM I CRYING JUST READING THIS

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My grandpa has Alzheimer’s so he has no idea who my grandma is but everyday for the last three or four months he brings her in flowers from their garden and asks her to run away with him and be his wife and everyday she says she already is and everyday the smile my grandpa gets on his face is the most beautiful heartfelt thing I have ever seen.

is that satan

yes

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if a guy doesnt look at you like that on your wedding day something is wrong

….my ex didnt…. shoulda been my first sign lol…..

Someday … maybe

I will always reblog this because I am so in love with this post.

These seriously make me so fucking happppppy

Oh my heart

Hermoso.

this is the only post that gives me hope about marriage oh my fuck 

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xenobites

“That day she was amazed to discover that when he was saying ‘As you wish’, what he meant was ‘I love you’.”

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justerino

There’s a shortage of perfect films in the world; it’d be a shame if you haven’t seen this one.

^^perfect

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