supervillains fucking hate fighting the x-men because the teams change constantly and sometimes there are??? totally new people there???? fuck there’s a teenager who literally just has eyes all over his body. is he even technically a superhero yet or is he a student. who the fuck knows. how do we counter this shit

When one seems completely non-mutated and they’re like

@melazertyiop

And no matter which team it is, Wolverine is there. Is it the future? Wolverine is there. Is it an alternate reality? Wolverine is there. Is Wolverine dead? Wolverine is there.

Was Wolverine never born in this alternate reality? Wolverine is there.

Does Wolverine only exist as a non corporeal spirit? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a philosophical construct used to explain our place in an uncaring universe? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine only a theological concept used to explain mankind’s struggle against the universe? Wolverine is there.

Is Wolverine there? Another Wolverine is also there.

And let’s not forget when the villains just switch sides. Last week this guy was on your side now he’s next to Wolverine and kicking your ass. 

The only constant is Wolverine.

There are three constants in life: death, taxes, and Wolverine.

Where the fuck is everyone? It’s always just you and negasonic teenage longest name ever??

PSA for short trans guys: Wolverine is 5'3" and he will physically fight your dysphoria for 1 can of beer

Another fun fact: In realities where Logan was NOT captured by Weapon X and brainwashed/given adamantium coated bones he is known as James Howlett; an openly gay badass of a man who gallivants about with his lover Hercules. 

With his lover WHO?

hercules, the god

main universe logan is bi and has a thing with him too

also heres gay hercules holding his gay woverine and our bi wolverine 

look how happy he is

that’s this meme hercules? that I’ve been seeing since like the inception of internet 2.0?

i have seen the future and this will never be okay

IT WAS THE MSOT BULLSHIT DEATH HIS POWER WAS LITERALLY SURVIVAL HE WAS ABLE TO SURVIVE SHI

“Just because someone stumbles and loses their path, doesn’t mean they’re lost forever” -Charles Xavier

Thank you Mr. Hugh Jackman for those 17 years portraying The Wolverine ❤️  (2000-2017) 

“There’s a cure?!” asked the girl that kills everything she touches.  “Hey shut up we’re perf” replied the girl that makes clouds. 

For real though. Storm has stopped an entire tsunami before. “Makes clouds my ass” she can conjure lightning and tornadoes and is revered as a god in her tribe. She literally changes atmospheric pressure and that’s how she flies. So fuck you. Storm is flawless.

I think you missed the part where the GIRL WHO KILLS EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES wants to NOT KILL EVERYTHING SHE TOUCHES and everyone dismisses her incredible misfortune just because the lady who is the AVATAR OF THE STORM won the fucking SUPERPOWER LOTTERY

“Finally, a cure for my chainsaw hands!” decreed Chainsaw-Hands Joe.

“There is no cure,” said Johnny Five-Dicks. “There’s nothing wrong with us.”

The last comment literally always cracks me up

happy #blackoutday! #blackcosplay <ig: kieraplease>

Like Superman never defeated the kkk.. #Love it!

remember when captain america punched hitler in the face on the cover of his first issue

Like the X-Men and Luke Cage weren’t created during the Civil Right’s Movement during the 60’s for no fucking reason at all…

Like the X-Men didn’t have an ongoing plot about the Legacy Virus at the same time as the AIDS crisis.

Like Wonder Woman wasn’t William Moulton Marston’s outlet for his ideas on progressive feminism, queer sexuality, and bondage.

Like Green Arrow/Green Arrow wasn’t a series devoted to an ongoing left wing/right wing political debate between its heroes, including an award-winning story in which they confronted drug addiction.

Like Will Eisner’s graphic novel Fagin the Jew wasn’t written as an extended apology to the world for creating a racist caricature in Ebony White.

Like how after the Watergate scandal, Steve Rogers didn’t become so disillusioned with his country that he stopped being Captain America and started fighting crime as Nomad, the man without a country.

Let us go talk to the Professor.

Captain America: Steve Rogers Issue 3

Death of X variant cover

Lmao!

The Only Thing I Want Out Of Star Trek Beyond

James McAvoy in a cameo as Young Picard.

Sorry Buck… 💪😍