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WHEDON HOW CAN YOU SAY HE HAS AN EGO DO YOU NOT SEE THIS SHIT. DO YOU NOT SEE HIM LOOKING PHYSICALLY UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE OF THE CAMERA DO YOU NOT SEE THE REST OF THE COMMANDOS NOT GIVING TWO SHITS ABOUT THE CAMERA BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIGGER THINGS TO THINK ABOUT AND STEVE IS THERE THINKING “SHIT SHIT DON’T LOOK AT ME DON’T TRACK ME I DON’T WANT TO BE THE ARMY’S DANCING MONKEY I WANT TO DO SOME GOOD, QUIT FOLLOWING ME” “A MATCH OF EGOS” WITH TONY STARK WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL

#I’m fairly sure Steve was ashamed of his time with the USO#not in the sense that he was doing anything wrong#but that he could have been doing so much more#So much happened while he was on tour#the Allies took Sicily in the biggest amphibious operation to date#he knows now what he can do#how he can help#and instead he was dancing in tights#I think it eats at him#could he have made a difference?#could he have saved lives?#and every time he sees a camera he’s reminded of being on stage#of making those films#of being safe when he should have been out there fighting (via boopboopbi)

Headcanon where Bucky used to “accidentally” damage newsreel cameras to make Steve feel better.

I love you all and I love this analysis but i think y’all are mistaking two different kind of ego. This is a hot take that will probably get me in trouble, but

Tony’s got a very performative kind of ego. A kind of “Oh look at me look how amazing I am” ego. 

You know, the kind that often goes hand in hand with those pesky self-esteem issues that Tony has in spades. Genius Billionaire Playboy Attention-Seeker. If you scratch that shiny surface, he’s a hot mess, always second-guessing himself. 

Oh but Steve (god love him) Steve’s just so sure, you know? This is Right and that is Wrong and yeah, he’s a smart guy and understands the complexity in a situation but Red Skull wasn’t all that far off the mark when he said that Steve-o does arrogance better than anyone. It just looks different when he does it.

Put it this way: can you imagine Tony delivering a line like this:

… with that level of confidence? No. Tony would be all tortured and angsty about it, but not Steve. And that’s its own kind of confidence, it’s own kind of ego. 

Steve might not be comfortable in front of a camera (sing me the song of Steve Rogers’ body dysmorphia I am here for that shit) but Steven “tree by the river of truth” Rogers consults his own moral compass (aka his opinion of what is right and what is wrong) first and last and always. Yeah, it’s admirable. It’s also egotistical as fuck. Who died and made him king of right and wrong, huh?

In Sum: If ego is “a sense of self-esteem or self-importance” Steve got all the self-esteem (at least in terms of morality) and Tony got all the self-importance (at least in terms of who should be the center of attention At All Times) but they’re both egotistical af.

Tony’s ego is about being seen, Steve’s ego is about being right. They’re both struggling against their own egos, with varying levels of success. 

TO BE CLEAR, I love them both for it.

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This fucken elves are getting out of control

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Kimmy: “Troll the respawn, Jeremy.”

Kimmy Kisses A Boy!, Season 1 Episode 5

so @walkingstardust had this great thought about Bucky that I’m just gonna leave here for you guys

Wait, wait, wait, WAIT A SECOND!

It goes even further than that. Bucky is not only responsible for the Avengers, he’s responsible for SHIELD too. 

Because Bucky was the catalyst of Steve’s story in TFA. Yes, Steve met Erskine on his own and joined the army/earned the serum on his own but after that, it’s all Bucky.

There’s a good chance that, had Bucky not been captured, Steve would have just continued on with the show circuit. Maybe he would have defected for a small, singular heroic deed (pushed by Peggy’s inspiration) before ending up court marshaled. 

But he wouldn’t have been Captain America: The First Avenger.

Steve would not have gone gallivanting off for random soldiers at this point in his life. He would have considered it vaguely, sure, but he wouldn’t have gone. But the moment he heard it was the 107th, that it was Bucky, suddenly it was Time To Get Shit Done, everything else be damned.

Which meant that Steve, in his stubborn-ass glory, now a goal and no one was getting in the way of that.

And, in saving Bucky, he saved a literal shit-ton of people, making his skill and potential completely impossible to ignore. No way would the brass be willing to put him back on the circuit after hearing about what he could accomplish.

In saving Bucky, he saved the future members of the Howling Commandos (who would go on to being instrumental in winning the war). 

In saving Bucky, and in his work with the HC, he inspired Howard to form SHIELD, inspired Howard and Peggy to help a lot more people in his name.

Bucky is indirectly responsible for every single life saved by the members of SHIELD.

Bucky may actually be the single most important character in the MCU.

Reblogging again for that second comment. YES. BUCKY IS SO IMPORTANT.

#same

God Bless Captain America.

#GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend is legit the 2nd trending topic WORLDWIDE on twitter. what a fuckin day lol

the bbc just made a stevebucky fanvid this is really happening

WHY

BBC and Sky Movies are having a ship war and honestly this is just a great time to be alive.

Is this real life?

Originally posted by rhetorical-ink

Seriously. BBC is making stucky fanvids and Sky is like “EXCUSE ME MY SHIP IS BETTER THAN YOURS” and I’m alive to see it

during world war 2, “punk” was slang for an effeminate gay man, or the younger partner in a homosexual relationship

bucky affectionately calls steve the 40s equivalent of “twink”

#if the shoe fits (via bonzai-bunny)

Just for reference, sliced bread was invented in 1928. - (x)

Here’s better perspective for this…

Please notice Bucky took pre-serum Steve to that shit. Just… think about that for a moment.

Remember this post whenever you feel tempted to take the Bucky Barnes Is Overprotective joke seriously. He’s not. That’s probably what made Steve get along with him in first place.

Honestly, Bucky’s complete confidence that Steve wouldn’t drop from a heart attack is funny, alarming and utterly sweet all at once

steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

Women are often overlooked, taken for granted. They can slip easily through a man’s defences.

“You know, sometimes all you need is twenty seconds of insane courage. Just literally twenty seconds of just embarrassing bravery. And I promise you, something g r e a t will come of it.”