PERCHED💅🏼

We should all be in fear of anyone strong enough to balance and literally support their entire mass in that pose on tiptoes.

Man, when I was like 16 I got so sick of being made fun of for being the fat kid that I took an axe down inna woods, chopped down a tree, and started doing log-lifts all the time. I got strong as fuck, but I didn’t lose no weight. I actually got bigger.

Same thing happened when I got into fighting. I got even stronger, and I got *fast*, man, and nimble, like a cat. Still chubby.

Body-building culture is a bunch of crap, my dude. Functional muscle is not necessarily toned or lean. You can be swole as hell and still be heavy. And that’s cool.

Embrace your inner barbarian. And when fatphobic little gym twinks try to body shame you, you should DESTROY THEM with your MIGHTY AXE

Can comfirm, i am Quite Fat ™ but i still hit my punching bag hard enough last week make it touch the ceiling and broke a finger in the process

You know, I train with (martial arts) a bunch of dudes, and a few bodybuilders have showed up over the years. 

And every damn one of those huge shredded motherfuckers has the endurance of a fucking newborn puppy. Fifteen minutes into warmups and they’re panting for air like like they’re about to die. I’ve sparred them and every one of them telegraphs their moves about two weeks in advance, and are slower than my dead grandpa because their huge useless muscles get in the damn way. 

Now. I also work with a couple of guys who are not weightlifters. They do, however, do very physical jobs and are Big Dudes. Picture this sort of build. 

No abs to speak of, a bit of a tummy, and those motherfuckers can pick up one of the weightlifters and throw them. 

And they’re fast. Like, unfair fast. 

Bodybuilding culture is bullshit. Embrace your status as a giant barbarian and if anyone gives you crap throw them off a mountain. 

This is true for all humans, too!

At my heaviest (well over 300lbs) I still ran an 11 minute mile (pre-disability). And even when I was at my most active, and training intensely, I was never hardbodied despite working out full time. Functional muscle for me looks like horse legs and a big muscular butt with a soft tummy and big arms.

I’m built like a Celtic Warrior Goddess and I will never have a flat tummy and toned arms and that is fine by me because I could snap a grown man in half.

Yes!

Have you seen olympic powerlifters? 

This is Sarah Robles, on the USA Olympic Powerlifting team. 

Skinny? No. Could pick me up with one arm? Absofuckinglutely. 

Sarah Robles was once in an auto accident. She braced her arms against the steering wheel & by main force held it back from smashing her in the chest.

She fought her car & she won.

wHAT

Holy shit I love her even more. 

That would shatter my arms like glass. 

@warriormale @imfemalewarrior @nonbinarywarrior

Embrace your body the way it is built and designed to last. 

-FemaleWarrior 

I can’t get over this, please someone tell me who is she

HOW

Serena Williams by Norman Jean Roy for New York Magazine, Aug. 2015

Art Deco Avengers Tarot by Julia Cross

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Started with yoga now we’re here.

Think about this when you make a negative comment about a girls thick thighs.

Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.

Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:

But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:

And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.

thick thighs crush skulls

YES.

G.D Anderson  (via izzyinvisible)

Avengers Tarot by juliacross/菊叔

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

A 17 year old Russian girl has a doll-like face but physique of a body builder. She is a powerlifter.

Yulia Viktorovna Vins, or Julia Vins, as she is known in the online bodybuilding and powerlifting communities, is a 17-year old Russian powerlifter who recently shot to Internet fame after a series of photos showing her doll-like face and impressive physique went viral.

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STRENGTH IS NOT UNFEMININE

Goddess

She could probably easily chuck me across the room if she so felt like it. That would be an honor.

people get mad at girls for being strippers… But when you can do THIS, you might as well get paid for it! Shit, it’s not even about taking your clothes off anymore your ass is defying fucking gravity, and that takes talent.

POLL DANCING IS FUCKING COOL AND NO ONE CAN CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

This is the shit I look for at a club. I can easily go out and see titties WHEREVER, but when I go to a bar I wanna see neat fucking tricks and some actual SKILL on a pole. Any fucking girl can go on stage and take her damn top off. That’s a stripper. That’s easy. A dancer though? A real goddamn DANCER is the one who will get every fucking dollar in my wallet.