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No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away—until the clock he wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life, they say, is only the core of their actual existence.
–“Reaper Man”
‘Haven’t you ever heard the saying “Man’s not dead while his name is still spoken”?’
–”Going Postal”
People will always remember the songs he never had the chance to sing.   And they will be the greatest songs of all. Live your life in a moment. And then live forever.  Don’t fade away.
–“Soul Music”

Terry Pratchett 4/28/48-3/12/15-GNU

#terry pratchett#r.i.p.#books#discworld#soul music#reaper man#going postal#death
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No one is finally dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away—until the clock he wound up winds down, until the wine she made has finished its ferment, until the crop they planted is harvested. The span of someone’s life, they say, is only the core of their actual existence.
–“Reaper Man”
‘Haven’t you ever heard the saying “Man’s not dead while his name is still spoken”?’
–”Going Postal”
People will always remember the songs he never had the chance to sing.   And they will be the greatest songs of all. Live your life in a moment. And then live forever.  Don’t fade away.
–“Soul Music”

Terry Pratchett 4/28/48-3/12/15-GNU

#terry pratchett#r.i.p.#books#discworld#soul music#reaper man#going postal#death
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theondying

Discworld is nice Bc half the plots sound like shitposts

Skeleton quits job to become fry cook

Wizards play football

Malls are actually a hive mind who feed on cities

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poorlydescribedpterrybooks

welcome in, have a seat, stay awhile.

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postmetaectotranscendentalism

first female wizard fights institutional sexism

wizard goes to australia

shakespeare play defeats evil king

labyrinth but with tiny scottish men

cinderella in new orleans

german tourist visits low budget middle earth

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erdariel

A secret society summons a dragon so they could have a “hero” who’d listen to them come and slay the dragon and be crowned a king. The dragon burns down the secret society’s place and gets crowned a king instead. Them the dragon gets arrested.

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How the Grim Reaper Saved Christmas.

“Is Everyone Here Trying to Have a Mulan Moment?”

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cakesandfail

Join the revolution, be your own dad

‘Cop Was Worried His Holiday Would Be Boring…Until the Goblin Murders Began’

Teenaged Grim Reaper vs. eldritch guitar.

A teacher and two identical not-twins save the space-time continuum with chocolate.

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blackboard-monitor

repeat of ancient racially motivated battle is prevented by possessed man reciting a bedtime story in a cave

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nerdvanauniverse

A local ransacked town is saved by bees, girl in ill-fitting armor, violent dancing, spite

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noirandchocolate

The movie industry summons eldritch abominations.

A con man wears a special hat to save the post office and texting/fax system from a capitalist pirate.

The con man invents paper money backed by golems and saves banking from a man who wants to literally transform into the mayor, with the help of a secret clown and a pug dog with a dildo in its mouth.

A guy invents steam trains, the mayor insists that a railroad be built all the way to Transylvania so he can see his vampire girlfriend whenever he wants. Meanwhile, a trans woman revolutionizes dwarf society by coming out.

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kittennightfarts

Elderly action heroes go  on a hike to kill the gods. Phantom of the opera with witches and good hair.

Diplomatic cave mission interrupted by werewolves.

#discworld#accurate#reaper man#unseen academicals#moving pictures#equal rites#the last continent#wyrd sisters#the wee free men#witches abroad#the colour of magic#guards! guards!#hogfather#monstrous regiment#the night's watch#thud!#men at arms#soul music#thief of time#a hat full of sky#wintersmith#going postal#making money#raising steam#the last hero#maskerade#the fifth elephant#books#Terry Pratchett#listed in order of this post
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The Library didn’t only contain magical books, the ones which are chained to their shelves and are very dangerous. It also contained perfectly ordinary books, printed on commonplace paper in mundane ink. It would be a mistake to think that they weren’t also dangerous, just because reading them didn’t make fireworks go off in the sky. Reading them sometimes did the more dangerous trick of making fireworks go off in the privacy of the reader’s brain.

Terry Pratchett, Soul Music (via discworldquotes)

#soul music#discworld#books#Terry Pratchett
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Ridcully waded over, coffee froth dripping from his hat. “Something bloody stupid’d been going on here,” he said, “and I’m going to wait patiently until the Dean owns up.” “I don’t see why you should assume it was me,” muttered a coffee-coloured column. “Well, who was it, then?” “The Dean said the coffee ought to be frothy,” said a mound of foam of a Senior Wranglish persuasion, “and he did some simple magic and I rather think we got carried away.” “Ah, so it was you, Dean.” “Yes, all right, but only by coincidence,” said the Dean testily.

Soul Music, Terry Pratchett (via herrissyvoo)

#discworld#Terry Pratchett#books#soul music#munstrum ridcully
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There was a riot going on. The patrons of the Drum tended to be democratic in their approach to aggressiveness. They liked to see that everyone got some. So, although it was the consensus of the audience that the trio were lousy musicians, and, therefore, a suitable target, various fights had broken out because people had been hit by badly aimed missiles, or hadn’t had a fight all day, or were just trying to reach the door.

Soul Music, Terry Pratchett (via herrissyvoo)

#soul music#terry pratchett#discworld#books#mended drum
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