Kitten Night Farts

PENELOPE CRUZ and SALMA HAYEK  in Bandidas (2006) dir. Joachim Rønning, Espen Sandberg

“Why is everything always about love with you?”

“Well what else is there?!”

The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017) dop. Jules O'Loughlin dir. Patrick Hughes

The Hitman’s Bodyguard (2017)

Penélope Cruz and Salma Hayek on the set of Bandidas (2006)

I may be a bastard, but I’m not a fucking bastard.

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

The Horror Alphabet:

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like

did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a blemish on your career forever?? why

 antonio banderas did so many high-profile movies then in spy kids he looked like this

tony shalhoub has won multiple emmys but he did spy kids and

even fucking george clooney wtf

steve buscemi is pretty goofy but still

salma hayek’s pigtails in this wow 

elijah wood was the lead in a movie that’s tied for the largest number of oscars of all time and he played a character creatively named “THE GUY”

sylvester stallone is like a cultural icon and he played not one but FOUR ridiculously dressed weirdos

alan cumming is the only one i can understand 

Are you saying spy kids wasn’t a masterpiece my fellow blogger???? Source?????

i will not tolerate this slander

“When I was doing ‘Spy Kids,’ the Weinsteins asked me […] ’Why are you making the characters Hispanic? It doesn’t make any sense, isn’t this supposed to be for everybody?’ ‘Well, it’s based on my family.’

[…]

People have come up to me for a lot of years since and said ‘You changed my kids’ whole life. They see little kids who are Hispanic that are spies and they saw your name as the writer and director and you changed their idea of what their future could be.’ The ripple effects of that one movie were enormous.”

- Robert Rodriguez (x)

Also maybe sometimes actors like to play roles that are silly and fun? I can’t imagine any of these actors didn’t know exactly what they were getting into and, based on their performance, didn’t have a good time

CRITICAL INFORMATION: The entire concept of Spy Kids came from Robert Rodriguez’s desire to make an action film he could watch with his kids. With intentions like that, it’s pretty easy to understand why so many famous actors with kids of their own would be interested in it.

Let us not forget the Machete cross over…

Salma Hayek – Evening Standard Photoshoot (September 2015)

The Horror Alphabet:

From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)

The Faculty (1998) Dir. Robert Rodriguez

“The point is they’re here, they’ve been here and they’re here again.”

“I was so angry because I thought I was so clever!”

[ Part 2 ]

Salma Hayek speaking on Hollywood’s discrimination for the Women in Motion talks in Cannes.

Good morning!

Salma Hayek on Instagram

This was so inspiring

turning & turning in the widening gyre……………