Kitten Night Farts

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

it’s a romcom to YOU. to me it’s psychological horror

The holiday romcom we deserve

Okay I’ve got it. Jason Momoa is a soulful artist turned boat mechanic after his baby sister Auli'i Cravalho was placed in his care. At sixteen, her goals include winning the upcoming inter-school gymnastics competition, getting an A in maths, and finding love for her stupid big brother. She keeps setting him up with tourists coming to Hawai'i - Uzo Aduba, Oscar Isaac, Andy Samberg (they have a hilarious bro date), Angel Coulby, etc.

But then! His childhood best friend, John Cho, has returned to the island after years away, and all of Jason’s old quiet pining returns. Auli'i realises this, and shenanigans ensue involving all the previous dates and basically half the island.

Dear Amy, can The Rock also be in this? Love, Kait

#once at crafternoon we made a list of gay romcoms we wanted the rock to star in #but I think he’d be good as jason momoa’s boss or best buddy here #:D? (via fourteenacross)

i would like to cast the rock as auli’i’s gymnastics coach.

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Idris Elba, on his dream role, to US Weekly (via camewiththeframe)

omg i’m actually shaking with excitement just at the idea

(via curliestofcrowns)

you know what we need? we need queer romcoms. we don’t need any more sad lifetime movies about queers who end up dead or heartbroken. we don’t need any more real life stories. we need queer romcoms.