Kitten Night Farts

The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

oh my wow that’s pretty.

What manner of nature sorcery is this?

Whoa son

Definitely thought they were speedrunning tea for the first bit.

my favorite thing that’s ever come out of those dumb “gender reveal” parties, you know the ones, is that people make cakes and other baked goods for them right?

and since everything in this hellscape has to be gendered including colors, they gotta use both pink and blue frosting when they decorate to keep the prospective parents guessing before they cut the cake open and reveal how they’re gonna color-code their babies, but that also means:

people are out here making blue and white and pink baby cakes and just, unintentionally throwing the trans flag all over their pointless “gender” celebration and i think that’s just superb

someone make me this cake when i get top surgery to celebrate

What if the trans community…stole gender reveal parties?

Please someone do this for me i want purple m&ms

You know that feeling when you’re really hungry but nothing sounds good? That’s what depression feels like.

The accuracy is astounding.

She wants to be a ballerina? Uh huh, sure, as if I don’t know that Ballerina is code for RED ROOM ASSASSIN. *cough*yelenabelova*cough*

# Guys# But guys they’re clearly using Agent Carter to transition away from Hydra as the big bad# To the Russians being the Big Bad# It’s 1946 the entire military and intelligence apparatice of the US is shifting gears to go after the Reds# Just as the OSS became the CIA in an effort to retool for the war against the soviets# The SSR is in it’s last days prior to reinventing itself as the shadier SHIELD# I’m getting Cold War SHIELD I AM SO EXCITED (via jenngeek)

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks