Kitten Night Farts

via @5qui99l3

Comedy rule of three. Show us that third Badminton.

it’s about aziraphale as mr. darcy in the failed confession scene in p&p saying “i love you despite your circumstances and marrying you would fix you anyway”

honestly it's fucked up that we as a species don't come with built-in knowledge of what stretches are good to do

I just had a Vision of what if this is what physical education classes taught, instead of, like, nothing. what if they taught you how to debug your body, had a big set of very good stretches and simple little exercises that they drilled into you til it became second nature. how many people would have bodies that hurt them less

A utopia where people get to experience ''ooh big stretch'' in the same way that cats do.

Lingerie under oversized hoodies

this is 2 aesthetics made into one so it’s obviously bisexual culture

Lingerie under oversized hoodies

this is 2 aesthetics made into one so it’s obviously bisexual culture

Vote Ann Collins [x]

This is like if Ron Swanson and Leslie Knope were the same person.

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

Are you drawn to playing intense characters?

reblogged for the first gif in the set.  look how damn cute he looks there! that awkward smile! so precious.

Someone give him a rom com plz

specifically:

My brain just reset.

Tormund got Lady Lyanna a pet.

commissioned from @1000formsofdrae

I want to see a female Doctor Who. I want to see someone with 900 years of experience of presenting as a white man, suddenly having to navigate the world as a woman. I want The Doctor to walk into an emergency situation and start taking control as always, and being dismissed out of hand, and being totally thrown by it. I want the Doctor to realise that even with psychic paper people are going to be suspicious and questioning of their expertise. I want to see The Doctor being mistaken for their assistant. I want to watch The Doctor, as they realise that people didn’t just listen to them because they were clever, or right, but because they presented as a man. And come to terms with that, and fight back against the institutionalised sexism, whilst also fighting aliens I guess? 

So yeah, I was watching some first season New-Who today and just thinking “I wonder how this scene would have played out if The Doctor were a woman.” and yeah. Food for Thought.  

Kat Dennings & Jessica Chastain for W Magazine

#hey look it's that photo that always makes me think fem!kylux

Superhero who looks super out of shape because their powers make them so strong and fast that almost nothing in the world around them provides them with the kind of physical resistance necessary to exert themselves.

OH MY GOSH I FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHO OSCAR AND LUPITA REMIND ME OF 

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Originally posted by mickeyandcompany

@siancore

OMG! Yes!

LIVE ACTION PRINCESS AND THE FROG GET ON THAT SHIT DISNEY

guess who just watched Ex Machina

this scene of course

the Finalizer totally needs a dance switch

But what if they just happened to cast Andrew Garfield as the boyfriend in Deadpool 2, and someone in the movie is like, “hey, you look just like Peter Par-” but Deadpool tackles them before they can finish and then just looks directly at the camera and is like, “this is my boyfriend, Pete Parkley, and he is definitely not Spiderman because that would be a serious breach of licensing rights.” and then he just grabs Pete and tows him away by the suspicious red spandex collar poking out over the top of his T-shirt