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warpedlamp

Advertising peaked at the Discovery channel “Boom de Yada” commercials

Absolutely classic

give yourself a gift and rewatch it :)

every now and then i want to bring this back, its just so pure of a sentiment as well as a mission statement about why educational programing is awesome i love the whole world and being part of it

Boom De Yada Supercut my beloved

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Would love to know the thought process of the Haven writer’s room when they just slapped a ‘horseshoe crab with human eyes’ in there as a harbinger of dark times with absolutely no further elaboration or basis in real myths or folklore or even current show lore of any kind whatsoever that I could find, it’s certainly a choice

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thehmn

When I made this (LINK) I strongly considered drawing them as a stereotypical yaoi seme/uke couple because of the height difference but decided against it.

However, the idea of drawing them as overly pretty anime villains stuck with me and expanded to include other Shrek antagonists. I had way too much fun playing around with anime tropes and trying to match them to the characters, such as Sexy Mom, Dead Inside Sadist, Short Adult Who Is Mistaken For Child and so on.

And yes, I’m well aware that some people will assume I slim-washed Jack Horner and Fairy Godmother because I think fat people are ugly, but as a fellow fatty, trust me it’s all about anime tropes.

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viralthings

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

this is just a normal waffle house

kayas-wife

there is a bloody handprint on the door

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

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ezurad

Blind man reading news paper Skull in the coffee

Milk is $15

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

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bluesey-182

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

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asymbina

I think his face is just tentacles.

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kakaphoe

The blind man has gills.

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name. SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724 That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065) The table under the journal is lacquered with ants. The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red. The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

There’s a second one, and there’s even more in this

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glumshoe

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

semoka

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set. Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!” “Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

This is my cup of tea.

New Rule This is how all heroes are names

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mrcloudyfun

New thing, give me a misleading hero/villain name.

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