Kitten Night Farts

it’s true!

Lisa + giving her mom's rosary beads to the people she loves

lisa frankenstein was so fun because it follows the slasher movie formula really closely, actually. it's just that instead of the main character being the final girl, you're seeing everything from the perspective of the slasher villain. and the slasher villain thinks she's in a romcom.

undead boy with "UNMARRIED" on his gravestone makes sure to put "BELOVED WIFE" on his girl's gravestone even though he knows she won't be in the ground for long

Men when they marry a corpse

Women when they marry a corpse

LISA FRANKENSTEIN 2024, dir. Zelda Williams

find a man who cherishes you enough to cut off the dick of the man who has scorned you in order to use it to tenderly make love to you after proposing with a peach ring so that you do not have to die a virgin and can instead live on forever with him while he regularly brings flowers to your gravesite and tends to your undead body's electrocution wounds as he reads percy bysshe shelley's poetry to you. do NOT settle for less.

I could get the clink for life, or the electric chair. But I don’t want to die a virgin.

🍑 💍 ⚡️ LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams

people these days are too busying being employed or going to school to prioritize what really matters in life: watching a goth girl repeatedly electrocute cole sprouse with a tanning bed

LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) dir. Zelda Williams

Lisa Frankenstein (2024)