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justintaco

I really hate those stupids posts that are like:

“What about REAL monster girls??? Not just weird humans?? like real huge MONSTERS?? With giant sharp claws and big sharp teeth?? Where are those???”

You’re thinking of bestiality. You want to fuck a T-Rex.

If it passes the Harkness Test, I’m down.

For the uninformed:

This isn’t an item or even a game mechanic but I think y’all know you need the Harkness Test at some point or another in most campaigns

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wumblr

here’s my issue with the harkness test

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archdemoning

The takeaway here is that Scoobert Doo is a fuckable monster

look, the harkness test isn’t whether a monster is ATTRACTIVE, it’s whether fucking the monster is UNETHICAL. “do I find scooby doo hot?” is a separate question from “IF I find scooby doo hot, would fucking him constitute bestiality?” 

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manstrans

questioning myself after making this

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i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant “hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?” john “don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

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solarbird

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

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in which the Doctor is very heterosexual

This is one of the reasons why I love Doctor Who, they really just do not give a shit about sexuality. In series 1 episode 2 a fucking tree woman fancied the Doctor. They’ve had lesbians, lesbian lizard women, gays, interspecies relationships, Jack, a transgender horse and so much more. If there were such a thing as a LGBT safe show it’s Doctor Who.

And I think the best part of it is that they don’t go overboard trying to emphasize it. A lot of shows that have lesbian, gay, bi, trans, or any other orientated couple/character kind of throw it in your face like lOoK WOw GaY iS OkaY, LOoK hoW LGBT-FRieNdLY wE ArE, but with Doctor Who they just have some random people doing what they have to do and being bad ass and then somewhere along the way you find out their sexual preferences but they don’t make a big deal out of it.

My favourite thing in all of Doctor Who is Sky from Midnight referring to her ex as “she”, and the reaction. There was no reaction. The Doctor didn’t look shocked, the music didn’t change, the atmosphere didn’t change, her ex is not a plot point. She just happened to be gay. Like in real life. I love that.

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So I heard a comment that gay (and "even" bisexual) men simply cannot play badass roles.

Well

I hate

to disagree

but I’m afraid

I have to.

Wait, why is RDJ in this list?

He says sexuality for him is a grey area, and basically it depends on who you talk to if he’s bisexual or not

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comic-khan

same with Misha, i’m guessing?

^no Misha is openly bi

excuse you

i think you are

forgetting somebody

very important

who deserves to be on this list

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