please for the love of god read the rest it’s hilarious
Deffo one of my favorite web comics.
please for the love of god read the rest it’s hilarious
Deffo one of my favorite web comics.
“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”
a hero emerges
And just like in the novels, grown men and women are going out of their way to destroy her. Support our hero.
And it’s not even like it doesn’t happen regularly.
Teenage girls are amazing.
Sometimes they’re not even teenagers
Reblog every time a girl is discredited/ignored
Who they are:
This isn’t a coincidence. Revolutions almost always happen when the population of a country is at its youngest and that’s a lot more true nowadays with social media.
This is super random and not related to anything but; why do the heroes in movies stay on the phone while the villain threatens them??
It seems really obvious that the moment the villain goes into threatening mode, you should just like… hang up… Now ya don’t know what the villain was trying to get you to do, so any threat is inconsequential. The villain has to find a new way to get the information to you. You got more time to figure out how to defeat them. Win-win.
“I’m gonna-”
*CLICK*
*sinister surprised sputtering* “Did they just…HANG UP on me???”
“Now listen to me, hero, I’ve-”
“Kssch-chk can’t -kschk - tunnel - kschkschshsch” *click*
*screaming at the phone* “THIS IS A LANDLINE.”
“Ahem. As I was gloating, hero–”
“Hi you’ve reached Perry’s Pizza Parlor, all pizzas free with purchase of anchovy gravy, how may I help you?”
“I PRESSED REDIAL WILL YOU PLEASE JUST TALK TO ME”
“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”
a hero emerges
And just like in the novels, grown men and women are going out of their way to destroy her. Support our hero.
And it’s not even like it doesn’t happen regularly.
Teenage girls are amazing.
Sometimes they’re not even teenagers
Reblog every time a girl is discredited/ignored
Who they are:
This isn’t a coincidence. Revolutions almost always happen when the population of a country is at its youngest and that’s a lot more true nowadays with social media.
AU: everything is the same but the symbol is that S thing everyone drew in grade school
These women have incredible stories! -Emily
where a superhero has to deal with a supervillain who thinks they’re their best friend
“we’re enemies - last week you tried to rob a bank”
“i got us a groupon for that new thai restaurant”
“you stole it!”
“it’s really the savings that are the crime”
‘here’s a handmade friendship bracelet for you!’
‘you didn’t make that, the girl scout you stole that from is crying right over there!’
‘i also got you thin mints!’
“this box is half empty…”
“half the calories!”
‘and here’s a latte to wash the cookies down!’ ‘this to-go cup doesn’t have either of our names on it.’ ‘no one seemed to respond in the first 5 seconds after the barista called the name out, so i took it to make sure it wouldn’t go to waste!’
“why are you doing this while robbing a bank? who brings a latte to a heist?”
“well i thought you’d be thirsty from trying to stop criminals.”
“you’re the one doing the crime!”
“hey, i’m an artist. this isn’t even the only bank being robbed by me right now.”
‘speaking of art, i’ve already returned the original wharhol’s you stole back to the museum.’ ‘but those were your birthday present!’ ‘they were stolen and i don’t even like pop art!’ ‘so what you’re saying is something art nouveau for Hanukkah then?’
“we aren’t FRIENDS. you’re EVIL! you’re breaking the law right now!”
“is this because i didn’t come to your slam poetry night? i was in jail”
“i am aware. i put you there. AND YOU WEREN’T INVITED!”
‘i know, i just friended you on facebook so that you can invite me next time!’ ’…did you already friend my MOM?’ ‘she’s a lovely woman, we’re going antiquing next sunday!
“YOU CAN’T MAKE HER AN ACCESSORY TO CRIME”
“please, she’d never get caught with me”
“you get caught all the time!”
“well, yeah, by you”
‘and look, i even made a scrapbook of all the times you’ve caught me!’ ‘this is…incredibly comprehensive and oddly touching.’ ‘aww, i’m so glad you like it!’ ‘i’d like it a lot better if you didn’t have the back quarter of the book marked out for future crimes.’
“i’m just keeping the option open. you’d be awesome at it. it’s all i’m saying”
“i really hope this isn’t going to be used as evidence in your next trial”
“oh my god, remember that last public defender? hilarious. they used one of my old crime collages. i was touched you kept it”
@charlesxavierisbisexual the kleptomaniac one is like my aesthetic in fiction
I’d love a friendship like this.
Now, do I mean between the characters, or between the two OPs. Because both seem pretty dang charmed.
I feel like the people posting on this would enjoy the comic From Eroica With Love. It’s a manga from I think the 70’s? About an international art thief who playfully griefs a humourless German Interpol agent trying to catch him until Interpol reaches out and asks him to team up with them and use his art thief cat burglar skills to help them take down bigger, badder international criminals, much to his new partner’s horror and dismay.
Black female athletes who keep making US history.
The only pure moment on earth that matters
Arya Meme: (1/10) Scenes ↳ Arya meets Brienne ~ There’s actually a direction in the script in between their interaction about how they named their swords and learning how to fight. It says: “Arya smiles. She likes this weirdo. Brienne smiles. She likes this weirdo.” I remember reading it and thinking, “That is it. It’s perfect.” It’s the most happy Arya has been in forever. She realizes you can be female and fight, and be strong and be a leader. It gives her a whole new inspiration…and then it all turns sour. – Maisie Williams
Ron Weasley gives free ice cream to kids. Harry Potter talks about the importance of feminism and gay rights. Hermione Granger is a UN Goodwill Ambassador for Women.
The heroes of my childhood became the heroes of my adulthood.
Virtually every dog relishes a loving scratch behind the ears and some sweet, vocal praise. But dogs identified as pit bulls get a bad reputation and a lot less love.
"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."
BUCKY BARNES IS NOT THE VILLAIN OF THE FUCKING STORY
Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace.
Warren Peace, man.
He also looks like this, if that helps at all
This movie is ridiculously underrated and the fact that they didn’t get to make it a four-part series like they had planned is a tragedy