Kitten Night Farts

The kingsman fight but Mamma Mia sung by Meryl Streep is playing

i don’t know how but this just made me 10% gayer

I can’t imagine this scene withOUT this???

I’m having fun :3

You know, you may as well have me stuck up on this wall. Because you’re never gonna find a butterfly more interesting than me.

ok but harry holding an umbrella with the sign “the bitch is back" is literally everything 

Kingsman Conversations + Text Messages

“What are you doing here?” / “What’s your problem?”

So let me get this straight:

2009, A Single Man, Nicholas Hoult plays a boy with a crush on Colin Firth

2015, Fury Road, Tom Hardy steals him.

Kingsman, Taron Egerton plays a boy with a crush on Colin Firth

Legend, Tom Hardy steals *him*

Where’s it going to end, Tom? Are you going to steal Mark Strong next? Or will Colin retaliate and costar in something with Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

I’ll have the Big Mac, please.

Kingsman: The Secret Service 2014

I read that Colin Firth did 80% of his own stunts and as impressive as it is I think the most impressive thing he did in this movie is deliver this line with a straight face.

What if Roxy took some photos of Eggsy back in their training period becuae I believe they are platonically close uwu 

I finally finished it _:(´□`」 ∠):_ and I dedicate it to Kaori <33 I hope you like it! 

deadwright

Starring Idris Elba.

My loins

Manners Maketh Man.. Do you know what that means? Then let me teach you a lesson.

Kingsman : The Secret Service [2015]