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okay but like

what if the citizens of Arendelle all assume that Anna took the throne because Elsa died and all this talk of “Elsa lives in the woods now” is like the equivalent of oh yes we sent the dog to live on the farm upstate 

and that’s why Elsa didn’t go to the coronation/statue unveiling, because she knows and thinks it’s h i l a r i o u s and wants to see how long it takes Anna to realize literally everyone in the kingdom thinks Elsa is dead and is humoring her

like. 

“sometimes i throw letters into the wind and they are definitely carried to my sister, a person who is alive and lives in the woods and this is how we communicate through magic” ???????

okay your majesty 

OP how does it feel to be the funniest person on Earth? I just wheezed so hard I almost choked 

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fericita-s

Sometimes my sister comes to the castle at night, floats on the wind to my window, all in white, and we sing.

Elsa being all extra about it tho and rides into town on nokk via the water and self-made mist just because it adds to the entire thing

“I swear I saw the ghost of queen Elsa riding across the fjord astride a horse made of water just like the day the waters nearly destroyed Arendelle”

“They say if you listen you can hear her laughter echo along the breeze, tho it was so rare when she was alive”

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lawbreaker13

BRUH

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