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The thing about Equal Rites is, it's not just a book about how girls can do anything boys can do, and the only thing trying to stop her is meanie old men. It's about how girls can do anything boys can do, I suppose, if she really must, though I* can't see why she wants to.

It's about shaking off gender essentialism, not deciding who someone can and can't be as soon as you see their newborn baby genitals, and adults not telling kids to be who they "should" be instead of who they really are... while also being really super clear that the traditionally male-dominated path isn't inherently better, it's just better paid.

It explores Granny's position of trying to hold Esk back from becoming a wizard, stemming not from thinking that girls aren't smart enough or that they should only be wives and mothers, but from a contempt for the flashy and self-important ways of wizards and belief that the more domestic and practical sphere of witchcraft is more important and better. It's a pretty accurate depiction of the way some older women enforcing gender roles think.

I suppose the book is more of a critique of the whole women's intuition/men's intelligence nonsense dichotomy, as well as a reminder not to cling too eagerly to the patriarchy's priorities in the search for equality.

Men aren't better at "jommetry" than women. But "jommetry" isn't more difficult or important than Granny Weatherwax's practical, rural skills - herbcraft, midwifery, caring for and understanding goats and bees, managing people, and so on.

Sir Terry never got on with the assembly lines of formal education, which is probably an important thing to bear in mind when reading this book.

*Granny Weatherwax

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Things Terry Pratchett Did

Made fun of the “unnecessarily naked/scantily clad woman,” “sacrificial virgin,” and “sexy heroine” tropes in his first two novels.  The first was described as being the most powerful of her clan of dragon-riders and the nakedness was properly treated as unnecessary in a clear parody.  The second turned out to be one of the more level-headed (while not well-educated) members of the party after her initial introduction, and also had a spine and knew (and got) what she wanted.  The third was described as wearing sensible clothes, was pretty but not sexualized at all, and was practical and smart.

Wrote an entire novel to critique the unequal treatment of “men’s magic” versus “women’s magic” in the fantasy genre.  Portrayed witches as just as if not more capable than wizards (when it comes to actually helping people, in particular), and also generally having more common sense than them.  Nevertheless created a little girl character with wizard powers, and had her decide neither wizard nor witch magic was sufficient and develop a new kind of magic all her own.

Included sex workers in his worldbuilding.  Made jokes about them the same way he did every other kind of person of any profession, but was also highly respectful and never critical of these jobs.  Described the head of the ‘Seamstresses’ Guild as one of the most influential people in the biggest city in the world.  Never showed or described in detail any sexual violence, including against these workers.  In fact, made sure to say that anyone in the city who harmed a sex worker would be dealt with painfully, embarrassingly, and/or lethally by two fearsome elderly ladies.  Even his more ditzy stripper character quickly smartened up and learned some true self-respect–not by quitting her job but by realizing she didn’t have to take any shit from men.

Included strong female friendships aplenty.  Included female enemies who were enemies over things other than men.  In general constantly passed the Bechdel Test and not only that, left it in the dust and had way more meaningful and realistic representation.

Five words: Dwarf Women Are All Trans.  More words: And there’s no way to know if some of them were trans in the way we Earth humans would understand it, too, and he clearly didn’t think that sort of genitalia-based gender labeling mattered.  Did not turn his trans dwarfs into a joke, but treated them simply as people–including a scientist/forensics officer in a police department, a prominent fashion designer, and the literal King of all dwarfs (who subsequently came out as Queen).  Portrayed transmisogynists as unequivocally wrong, and had protagonist characters stand up for and protect their trans colleagues and friends.  See also: had genderfluid characters in two of his books and at least one trans man, as well as confirming canonically that there are gay wizards, one of whom is really good at football.

One of his mainest of main characters was a blunt, bad-tempered, prideful old woman who is also good to her core.  Didn’t gloss over her unfriendliness or excuse it, but made her complex and interesting and overall likeable despite all that.  Also had a very amiable old lady character who also had a temper and would throw hands with anyone who’d mess with her family or best friend.  In general, steel-souled old ladies, wow.  Also steel-souled young girls.  

Said he was incapable of writing a weak, wilting female character, and honestly I can’t think of a single one in any of his books.

Please feel free to add to this list with other Things Terry Pratchett Did because I definitely didn’t say them all!

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The first thing that Terry Pratchett did, he wrote a mockery of the tropes.

The second thing that Terry Pratchett did, he wrote the wizards and witches.

The third thing that Terry Pratchett did, he wrote sex workers in a respectful and nuanced way. 

The fourth thing that Terry Pratchett did, he wrote the dwarves and was respectful.

The fifth thing that Terry Pratchett did, he wrote Susan.

The sixth thing that Terry Pratchett did, he wrote the Monstrous Regiment, and all its varied characters, and pulled absolutely zero punches in that whole book.

And he was not perfect, but he learned and he grew better, and his characters grew with him. Real and flawed and wonderful. 

These are the things that Terry Pratchett wrote!

THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT TERRY PRATTCHETT WROTE!

And so the world was written.

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theondying

Discworld is nice Bc half the plots sound like shitposts

Skeleton quits job to become fry cook

Wizards play football

Malls are actually a hive mind who feed on cities

welcome in, have a seat, stay awhile.

first female wizard fights institutional sexism

wizard goes to australia

shakespeare play defeats evil king

labyrinth but with tiny scottish men

cinderella in new orleans

german tourist visits low budget middle earth

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erdariel

A secret society summons a dragon so they could have a “hero” who’d listen to them come and slay the dragon and be crowned a king. The dragon burns down the secret society’s place and gets crowned a king instead. Them the dragon gets arrested.

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How the Grim Reaper Saved Christmas.

“Is Everyone Here Trying to Have a Mulan Moment?”

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cakesandfail

Join the revolution, be your own dad

‘Cop Was Worried His Holiday Would Be Boring…Until the Goblin Murders Began’

Teenaged Grim Reaper vs. eldritch guitar.

A teacher and two identical not-twins save the space-time continuum with chocolate.

repeat of ancient racially motivated battle is prevented by possessed man reciting a bedtime story in a cave

A local ransacked town is saved by bees, girl in ill-fitting armor, violent dancing, spite

The movie industry summons eldritch abominations.

A con man wears a special hat to save the post office and texting/fax system from a capitalist pirate.

The con man invents paper money backed by golems and saves banking from a man who wants to literally transform into the mayor, with the help of a secret clown and a pug dog with a dildo in its mouth.

A guy invents steam trains, the mayor insists that a railroad be built all the way to Transylvania so he can see his vampire girlfriend whenever he wants. Meanwhile, a trans woman revolutionizes dwarf society by coming out.

Elderly action heroes go  on a hike to kill the gods. Phantom of the opera with witches and good hair.

Diplomatic cave mission interrupted by werewolves.

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For the first time in her life Granny wondered whether there might be something important in all these books people were setting such store by these days, although she was opposed to books on strict moral grounds, since she had heard that many of them were written by dead people and therefore it stood to reason reading them would be as bad as necromancy.

Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett

File under: logic you can’t even argue with because what.

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jessfink

Esk, the main character from Terry Pratchett’s, Equal Rites. I loved this book to bits and pieces!!!! I just want to draw Esk all day every day, she’s the best. This was written ages before Harry Potter so why aren’t there 8 movies about Esk and Granny Weatherwax?? WHY. If you are looking for a short, cute, funny Halloween read, I highly recommend it!!!

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