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Once Upon a Deadpool (2018)

movie cable is so fucking good tbh… like… the dude goes back in time to kill a child and can’t even accomplish that…. ditches his family to stay in some random time era without any preparation at all… he just does fucking whatever ??????? like he presents as a guy with careful tactics but in reality he just does shit at random??? and a person with two brain cells would interpret this as bad writing but i choose to believe that movie cable just does whatever. not bc he doesn’t care, he does, but he’s like ‘yea let’s go with the first solution that pops into my mind let’s see where that journey takes me. lost my wife? fuck i should go back in time and kill her murderer when he’s still a kid. wait i can do that. i’m doing it. *time travel noise*’

movie cable: hmmm deadpool is dead. i can turn back time and save him. which means i’ll get stranded in this time period but this is the first idea that came to my mind so i’m doing it. i’ll figure shit out later i guess. time travel noise!

(he actually says ‘time travel noise’ out loud before actually time travellin)

movie cable is consistent with the only cable character trait that matters which is “this is a really stupid idea…. im going to do it” 

I’ve had it all with all this Nickelback hating, alright? You think that makes you cool among the kids in school, Fred?

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DEADPOOL 2 dir. David Leitch 

Deadpool & Domino in Deadpool 2 (2018)

DEADPOOL 2 dir. David Leitch 

Turns out Domino’s a bit of a badass, and maybe possibly mildly lucky.

Well, that’s just lazy writing.

Deadpool (2016) | Deadpool 2 (2018)

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