Kitten Night Farts

2018 was the year of disaster super heroes being loved by their exes’ new husbands/boyfriends.

Jim went from being antagonistic (but not a bad guy) in Ant-Man to loving the ever loving shit out of Scott in Ant-Man and The Wasp. His favorite thing seems to be putting his big arms around both Scott and Maggie like a protective shield.

Dan never showed a speck of jealousy towards Eddie in Venom and wanted to help him even when Anne still wasn’t quite onboard with the idea. They ended up deleting the scene, but originally Dan helped Eddie out of the infamous lobster tank and carried him baby-style out of the restaurant while Eddie clung to him like a sad koala. You can still find photos of it.

I like this trend of supportive new husbands/boyfriends. Not only does it help you understand why the women chose them as the new men in their lives, it’s also really nice to see the guys being caring and loving towards each other in a way that’s different to the “bros in arms” we usually get from superhero movies.

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real talk dan was the real mvp of Venom. Girlfriend’s ex boyfriend shows up on your doorstep looking for her? Doesn’t act like a controlling possessive douche like so many other men in movies. Anne’s ex boyfriend shows up AGAIN while they’re on a date in a fancy restaurant, makes a scene and then crawls into the lobster tank? He’s obviously sick so Dan takes him to the hospital where he can run tests and help him. Okay now Anne’s ex boyfriend turns out to have been infected by a sentient alien parasite? He’s got questions but all in all he rolls with it and doesn’t do something stupid like rat them out like a character like him might have done in a different movie. Dan is the mvp and we stan

I always feel bad for these “rebound” lovers because most of the time they are great and nice and good people so I hope Anne and Dan (lol) stay together because GOOD HEALTHY AND SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND