Kitten Night Farts

Leverage (2008-2012)

2.12 | The Zanzibar Marketplace Job

leverage season 1 plot

he's fighting a beautiful buff lady. her shirt gets ripped and she's left in her slutty little tank top. "come on," you think. "why is the woman always wearing sexier things than her male counterparts." but fear not. now HE takes off his shirt and he's left in HIS slutty little tank top. equality. and then they kiss

You’re not as useless as you look.  I don’t even know what you do. LEVERAGE, 1.01

#no u are wrong. eliot was like we need a secret signal and hardison was like. so a secret handshake #and eliot was like no to indicate that were good and hardison is like. so a secret handshake (tags via tatterpig)

#i’m always here for eliot’s transparent attempts at pretending he has dignity and is not a complete dork#‘no i don’t want an eliot signal i’m not a nerd like you….. what- what would be on this hypothetical signal’#‘can it be a wolf maybe’

#me backtalking

bonus:

That day, he was amazed to discover that when he was saying “Dammit Hardison”, what he meant was “I love you.”

#hardison’s face just like#‘boy howdy if only i knew some long haired tiny angry man who loves cooking with all his angry heart’’#“i mean GOSH where could i FIND SUCH A MAN”  (via @queenklu)

ain’t no party like an OT3 party, cause my OT3 party is canon

So that scumbag Martin Shkreli (you know the one who raised the price of an infection fighting aids medication from $13.50/pill to $750/pill a couple of months ago and bragged about it) was arrested today by the FBI on Fraud charges. 

I think we all know what really happened…