Kitten Night Farts

there is not a single role chris pratt does that jack black couldn’t do better

facts

Chris Pine plays kiss, marry and kill. Chrises Edition.

the correct answer now i’m picturing Chris Pine three times widowed wearing his black veil and his fur coat

Thor: god of weird storytelling in weirder situations

LOL.

with all of these movie reboots i would like to pitch a mean girls reboot staring Chris Evans, Chris Pine, Chis Hemsworth, and Chris Pratt

o hm ygod

Chris+Chris = Chris ²

I went to fool around on face morph but instead I unlocked a conspiracy 

#i cant believe chris hemsworth is a fusion

#the christal gems

STOP

Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston play ‘Would You Rather?’

television meme [13/15] comedies ∟ parks and recreation: what up, big t! stop. this must be the lovely donna. enchanté. listen beautiful, let’s cut the bull, alright? you want this. i definitely want this. t.h. wants this. let’s seal this devil’s threeway right here, right now. step one: we buy into this club. step two: we roll over to the club, either in your mercedes-benz or my pre-owned acura legend. step three: i dagger you on the dancefloor. just bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, now all the ladies sayin’, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. what do you say, sexy?

Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 2 (2017) dir. James Gunn

Chris Pine plays kiss, marry and kill. Chrises Edition.

There is no heterosexual explanation.

Goals.

“When I was visualizing the scene, it didn’t look quite as heroic as I intended it to be. So then I put the Poppins line in Peter Quill’s mouth. And Yondu, of course, not knowing the name Mary or Poppins, might think he’s sort of a Lee Marvin type, and he owns it.” - James Gunn

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