Kitten Night Farts

chewing your lip/nail skin is = microdosing on cannibalism

Emil Cioran, The Trouble With Being Born

LGBT:

Let's

Get

Bear

Trapped

Cannibalism holds the potential to solve both hunger and overpopulation problems.

…what the fuck are you thinking about in that shower

Favorite part.

the reason girls like muscular guys: he’s ideal for protecting you and your children, and if he does a poor job and you decide to eat him, he has the most meaty body type.

this is the motivational quote that made my day.