Kitten Night Farts

KNOCKED UP (“Brokeback Mountain” Deleted Scene) | 2007 | dir. Judd Apatow

he was so right for this tbh

1. The Handmaiden (2016) dir. Park Chan-wook 2. Brokeback Mountain (2005) dir. Ang Lee 3. Black Sails 4.08 - “XXXVI” (2017) 4. Janelle Monáe - Dirty Computer [Emotion Picture] (2018) 5. Moonlight (2016) dir. Barry Jenkins 6. Portrait of a Lady on Fire (2019) dir. Céline Sciamma 7. Black Mirror 3.04 - “San Junipero” (2016) 8. God’s Own Country (2017) dir. Francis Lee 9. Saving Face (2004) dir. Alice Wu 10 + 11. Happy Together (1999) dir. Wong Kar-wai

sometimes I think about how heath ledger refused to attend the 2007 oscars because they asked him to make a brokeback mountain joke and he refused because ‘it’s not a joke to me — I don’t want to make any jokes about it.’

I just don’t know how anyone who actually watched the movie could consider making a joke about it. nothing prepares you for seeing it the first time. it’s one of the most tragic and saddest modern romances and yet somehow it was turned into “that gay cowboy movie aha”

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

Jake Gyllenhaal wins the universe.

ok but imagine all ur favorite movies with nothing but women. fight club? all girl secret fighting circle. shrek? two tough ogre chicks in love. brokeback mountain? two friendly cowgirls herd sheep together in love. grease? two girls from rival gangs meet at the beach and sing songs together. mission impossible? ive never seen it but nothing is impossible for girls.

i am so done

oh my god

help

ICY DEAD PEOPLE.