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Peacemaker roasts The Justice League (season 1)
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Peacemaker (TV Series) 1.08 “It’s Cow or Never”
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We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.
Barry: Eat the rich!
Bruce: Oh thank Go-
Clark: Oh, I intend to 🥴🥵
It’s Batman’s turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff.
Okay but can you imagine what kind of identity reveal situation that would be?
“I would fuck —-, I would marry —-, and then I would commit suicide.”
“Batman, that’s not how the game is played. You have to choose for Bruce Wayne.”
“I did.”
“…WHAT?!”
“I would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation.”
This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said “I’d marry Bruce Wayne for the money” and the other half have not only said that they’d fuck him, but been reasonably graphic as to how.
Flash: So, tall, dark, and scary, what’ll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets? Maybe you’ll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here, work him over like a hunk of meat like Supes? Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, what’ve you got for us?
Batman: -pauses- Honestly, I don’t think there will ever be a better time for this. -pulls off his cowl-
Justice League: -horrified screeching-
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aquaman is a very kind film
when some fans ask arthur for a selfie while he’s at a bar, drinking with his dad, he agrees–even though he doesn’t really like people
whenever arthur saves people, he takes the time to address them in their language
when mera eats a rose, thinking it’s human food and offers one to arthur, rather than correct and embarrass her, he eats a flower too
when arthur sees his mom for the first time in decades, he doesn’t blame her for being gone, he embraces her and talks about how much his dad still loves her
when arthur retrieves the trident–finally becoming aquaman–he doesn’t fight his way through the guardian, he talks to her and it’s the first conversation she’s had in eons
and his reply to the guardian’s accusation that he’s unworthy, is that he doesn’t want the trident to prove his worth, but to protect the people he loves
the one time when arthur is not kind, when he lets black manta’s father die, he acknowledges that it was a mistake, and it comes back to haunt him in a very real way
and the climactic battle against his brother ends with arthur letting him live. he lets orm reunite with their mom because he knows atlanna loves both her sons and that orm loved their mother too
and he tells orm, who openly hates arthur, that whenever he’s ready to talk, arthur will be there
aquaman is a brash, unabashedly fun movie but it’s also very kind too
i hope you guys see it
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Aquaman (2018)
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plus size cosplayers are the true QUEENS
ch-llmonger
When your cosplay is better than the original.
- Mod Bella
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It has come to my attention that Aquaman (2018) is just a shameless ripoff of the Mattel classic, Barbie: A Mermaid Tale.
We have the child of a mermaid queen and a regular human guy
who was brought up in the human world as a free spirit,
who talks to sea creatures,
who is fated to take over the throne of an underwater kingdom (where all the buildings are round and mushroom-y)
which is currently being occupied by an evil, power-hungry relative
with an army of sharks
And their unique position, straddling the human world and the underwater world, is at first a burden but ends up being their greatest strength
… I’m just saying
So what you’re saying is, basically, Aquaman is a Barbie Princess. Fair enough.
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Casting Jason Mamoa as Aquaman has been nothing short absolutely genius.
jason momoa as aquaman in new justice league footage
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At the Justice League Headquarters
Batman: So what do you do?
Aquaman: I fight all the villains of the sea.
Batman: I've never heard of any villains in the sea.
Aquaman: yeah
Aquaman: because I do my JOB
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Oddly enough I went to school for marine biology. In Iowa. So we would go down to the Keys during school, and I would study down there, did two years of marine biology. And then ended up transferring to wildlife biology, and I was in Colorado. And then decided to go get to know my father a little better; go over to Hawaii. I was working in a surf shop, folding t-shirts, and this show came…
Some of you might know what it is… I try to forget. A lot of red bathing suits, more no clothes.
You needed to have resume, which is weird; you need to have a resume to get onto Baywatch? I went down to meet women, as you do when you’re 19 and they were like: Do you have a resume? And I said… hmmm. Well do you model or act? Yeah well I model, did some of the Louis Vuitton and some Gucci. I did some Prada, you know what I mean. They were like: Ok, cool! Alright.
We took pictures. I’m brooding in front of a blue screen, but there’s nothing I’m selling, just me.
Jason Momoa talking to Katie Couric February 26th 2014
Source: iconosquare.com
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This story is 100% better for the appearance of a Native Hawaiian in it. I believe in this Aquaman because I can see that he was born of a people who have stayed connected with the ocean for hundreds of years. I believe in this Atlantis because it stops being a clever gimmick for the use of our story and starts being a real place grounded in fact and history.
I cannot think of a casting choice or redesign that has done more for a character. I cannot think of a presentation that has made me so strongly think: Wow, that actually makes sense. I cannot think of a character reworking that feels so embarrassingly obvious. It is the most inspired decision in comics for a very, very long time.
These are the kinds of casting choices and narratives that we deserve. This should be the new standard. I want actors and character backgrounds that enhance the stories we’re telling, rather than relying upon what we’d been given previously. I want a Pacific Islander Aquaman to appear prominently in the comics. I want a black Black Canary who has responded to the stereotype of emotional/angry black women by keeping quiet—until she’s had enough and starts to scream. I want a Wonder Woman whose misunderstanding and disregard of the patriarchy is such that she is never depicted with shaved underarms or legs.
