Kitten Night Farts

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!

Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!

Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!

#and then Tony wonders when the hell HE became the responsible one#and promptly abandons his responsibilities#and jumps in his armor#to go zoom around the life size death star#pretending he’s Luke doing the trench run (via)

It got better!

I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.

Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.

Bucky: -.-

Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!

OH MY FUCKING GOD

scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet

peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,

Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big

Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…

Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people

@hayley566

Bug bros

Interesting what they all have in common…

@ All the people in the notes saying “it’s bc they’re side characters!! Stop making it abt race when it isn’t!!”

1) yes it is about race

2) Bucky and Loki are both side characters and they have entire sub-fandoms stfu your whiteness is showing

tags by @wing-heads

Three days? Easy peasy.

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018) dir. Peyton Reed

Can we just agree that Scott Lang is one of the most well adjusted, emotionally healthy characters in the MCU? 

Also does magic tricks !!?? He’s getting: This bread

I’m screeching

Luis subverting traditional toxic masculinity tropes one scene at a time.

The purest Avenger.

Not only that, but I love that Luis is also turning latino male movie stereotypes on their ear.  As a Mexican-American woman, I adore this.  He’s not violent.  He’s not portrayed as some gang banging, drug dealing thug.  He’s cultured. He loves wine and art. He cooks.  He’s gentle and bright. And they have him loving Morrissey which is hilarious and SPOT on. Thanks, Marvel.  I love Luis!

Luis subverting traditional toxic masculinity tropes one scene at a time.

The purest Avenger.

Not only that, but I love that Luis is also turning latino male movie stereotypes on their ear.  As a Mexican-American woman, I adore this.  He’s not violent.  He’s not portrayed as some gang banging, drug dealing thug.  He’s cultured. He loves wine and art. He cooks.  He’s gentle and bright. And they have him loving Morrissey which is hilarious and SPOT on. Thanks, Marvel.  I love Luis!

headcanon: since meeting ant man, no one dares to fuck with spider man cause they think he can control spiders and fuck that tbh. he defeats villains by threatening to order spiders to infest their house,, his success rate is 100%, new york is crime-free in less than a month,

antman:

villain: what you gonna do huh? steal my picnic food? lmao lemme get the magnifying glass

spiderman:

villain:

villain: ill just turn myself in,

Um actually,

it was bold of me to assume he wouldnt actually do this in canon,

sam and t'challa strolling around nyc and sam pointing to every stray cat and asking t'challa “do you know him?”

T'challa pointing to every single bird and asking Sam “are you related?”

sam and scott walking around nyc, sam points to an ant and asks “do you know this one?” and scott replies “yes actually. that’s antwanette.”

Me at the released image of Venom

Ant-man shrinks the infinity gauntlet and it no longer fits Thanos’ hand. The world is saved. The end.

This is how you trailer.

Why did they bother making any other trailers?

This really delights me.

Cute.

#same