Kitten Night Farts

television meme [13/15] comedies ∟ parks and recreation: what up, big t! stop. this must be the lovely donna. enchanté. listen beautiful, let’s cut the bull, alright? you want this. i definitely want this. t.h. wants this. let’s seal this devil’s threeway right here, right now. step one: we buy into this club. step two: we roll over to the club, either in your mercedes-benz or my pre-owned acura legend. step three: i dagger you on the dancefloor. just bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, now all the ladies sayin’, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce. what do you say, sexy?

Parks and Prejudice

Leslie: He’s never seen you before, so imply that you’re someone important, and that you can make his life hell. (Andy goes to interrogate Greg) Andy: My name is Burt Macklin. I’m with the fuckin’ FBI.

(Parks and Recreation 2.07 Greg Pikitis) 

Illya Kuryakin from MFU

Bonus:

andy dwyer’s reaction to sexual harassment is exactly what it should be

this was about grocery shopping

andy dwyer’s reaction to sexual harassment is exactly what it should be

Greatest scene in television history

all the different kinds of drunk people in 51 seconds